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Fri Feb-15-08 11:59 AM
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Housebroken, all shots updated
10 yr old female 7 yr old male 6 yr old female
Included in deal: 30 lbs of stuffed animals, Pokemon cards, neediness, attitude and lack of respect.
All transactions are final.
Staff Development Day = no school Next week = Winter break Kill me now
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Fri Feb-15-08 12:00 PM
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1. Must they go together? |
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Or are you willing to separate them? :P
Hang in there, BNL. :hug:
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Fri Feb-15-08 12:14 PM
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3. They'd love to be separated! |
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Fri Feb-15-08 12:02 PM
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Fri Feb-15-08 12:14 PM
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4. You don't have to ask me twice! |
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Fri Feb-15-08 12:14 PM
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5. May I suggest you sell them for medical testing? |
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Proctor and Gamble still does animal testing...
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Fri Feb-15-08 12:15 PM
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7. Now there is a thought... |
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Do they do small human testing too?
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Fri Feb-15-08 12:17 PM
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12. You could even maybe get some cute bunnies in return.... |
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Fri Feb-15-08 12:27 PM
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They don't talk back either. :D
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Fri Feb-15-08 12:54 PM
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Fri Feb-15-08 12:15 PM
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6. Can I get the MOM instead? |
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Fri Feb-15-08 12:16 PM
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8. The MOM is even more difficult |
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Fri Feb-15-08 12:17 PM
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11. Nothing worthwhile is easy |
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;) :hi: Happy Friday BNL :hug:
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Fri Feb-15-08 12:29 PM
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Fri Feb-15-08 04:26 PM
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33. I Got First 'Choice'!!! |
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Fri Feb-15-08 04:50 PM
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37. My ass!!... I knew her first.. |
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Fri Feb-15-08 04:52 PM
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There is enough of me to go around.
I'm easy like that.
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Fri Feb-15-08 05:00 PM
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39. But I don't wannnna share. grrrrrrrr!!!! :o( |
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(See now you have two more whining kids to deal with) :rofl:
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Fri Feb-15-08 05:10 PM
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40. I'm sure a time-share schedule could be drawn up |
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Whine, whine, whine....story of my life.
:P
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Fri Feb-15-08 05:15 PM
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Edited on Fri Feb-15-08 05:15 PM by GoPsUx
Wine, wine, wine... did you say? :D :P
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Fri Feb-15-08 05:18 PM
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45. Wine yes...mmmm wine. |
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Darn, I don't have any wine.
This day SUCKS!!!
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Fri Feb-15-08 05:19 PM
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Fri Feb-15-08 12:17 PM
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9. Shots of brown liquor and duct tape, work wonders. |
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Fri Feb-15-08 12:27 PM
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13. Looking for duct tape and liquor now... |
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Fri Feb-15-08 12:17 PM
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10. I dunno. Free on the internet with no background check makes me think they are poorly socialized. |
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Any history of biting or fighting? :+
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Fri Feb-15-08 12:29 PM
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But I find if you throw them into separate crates, they quiet right down...eventually.
:P
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Fri Feb-15-08 01:37 PM
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18. I could use some manual labor around my house - send me the oldest |
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She'll come screaming for you in a week!
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Fri Feb-15-08 01:46 PM
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Good luck trying to get her to actually do any work.
:P
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Fri Feb-15-08 02:04 PM
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23. See, I'm the employer NOT the mommy |
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Fri Feb-15-08 02:07 PM
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They are well behaved at school too. What's up with that?
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Fri Feb-15-08 01:48 PM
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20. I can turn them around like Mary Poppins |
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There is hope!
I'll need to move into your basement.
I just really do one thing really. On days when they are home I dress them up early and lock them outside. At lunch time they can come in and clean a little before they eat. Then clean more til they whine after.
Then at about 2 I say.. ok, in or out.
9 times out of 10 they choose out. Be back before the street lights come on!
hmmm... wait.. that didnt work so good when mom did that to me :P
Hang in there Chicky.
:hug:
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Fri Feb-15-08 01:51 PM
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Fri Feb-15-08 01:55 PM
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22. Only if I get too drunk |
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I dont do that around kids so you are golden. Do you have a couch down there? I can make a pallate in the floor.
No fee.
:P
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Fri Feb-15-08 02:06 PM
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on the other side of the room. I don't snore.
:P
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Fri Feb-15-08 02:08 PM
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26. You can do whatever you want |
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snore, whistle, jumpingjacks, naked yoga... anything.
I'll maintain professionalism.
:patriot:
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Fri Feb-15-08 05:14 PM
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No naked yoga.
I was hoping the job had perks.
*pulls umbrella out of carpet bag and drifts off*
:rofl:
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Fri Feb-15-08 05:15 PM
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Fri Feb-15-08 05:22 PM
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for realz hehe.
I think I'll take a nap and try today again in a few hours :banghead:
:loveya:
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Fri Feb-15-08 05:25 PM
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:hi:
Enjoy your nap Inchworm.
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Fri Feb-15-08 02:08 PM
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27. And people keep asking me when I'll have another. |
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And wondering why I respond the way I do.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: No. Seriesly. Hell no. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
It's hard enough without being outnumbered.
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Fri Feb-15-08 02:11 PM
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28. My son asked when he's getting a brother. |
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I told him when Daddy finds his next wife.
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Fri Feb-15-08 04:33 PM
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36. LK kept wanting to hang out in the baby section at stores. |
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I thought it meant he wanted a sibling.
Turned out he just wanted to buy some cute baby stuff for somebody, and we didn't know anybody with a baby. My sister's best friend got knocked up, and he was happy.
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Fri Feb-15-08 02:16 PM
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Three teens: 13, 15 and 17. Wannabe grown-ups with none of the usual responsibilities. They have special insights to share regarding the stupidity of our generation. The 17 year old will clear the left-overs out of your refrigerator. The 15 year old will keep things lively due to hormonal changes.
(Good luck next week! :hi: )
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Fri Feb-15-08 03:47 PM
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Fri Feb-15-08 03:43 PM
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30. Y'know, I was just thinking about starting up a Dickensian factory of some sort |
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and I needed workers... :evilgrin:
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Fri Feb-15-08 03:48 PM
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and extremely practical. I'll bring them right over.
:evilgrin:
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Fri Feb-15-08 04:28 PM
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34. I am so there with you. |
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My daughter has been a total PITA this week.
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Fri Feb-15-08 04:30 PM
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Fri Feb-15-08 05:16 PM
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I want to see if they have enough meat on them. Bones are good for soup but I want more than that.
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Fri Feb-15-08 05:19 PM
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They are all on the skinny side. I suppose I should feed them.
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Fri Feb-15-08 05:23 PM
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11 year old with ADD and a 15 year old who thinks she's smarter than any adult that ever lived. Pay ya extra if you'll take the yapping pup too.
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Fri Feb-15-08 05:27 PM
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Your two and a yapping dog for my three, two big dogs who want in/out every three minutes, two cats (one who drools and the other with dingleberries), and an evil hamster.
Okies?
:rofl:
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