La Lioness Priyanka
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Fri Feb-15-08 01:49 PM
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ATHEISTS: WE need a new plan! we have to have primate1 back. |
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he is key.
what should we do?
maybe we need a temporary deity to pray to.
gotta have him back.
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Fri Feb-15-08 01:51 PM
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La Lioness Priyanka
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Fri Feb-15-08 01:52 PM
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Fri Feb-15-08 01:52 PM
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3. I refuse to engage in organized group activities. |
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They seem.... cultish to me.
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Fri Feb-15-08 01:55 PM
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4. Maybe it will help if I take the pole out of my ass. |
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I might be less "uptight" then.
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Fri Feb-15-08 02:18 PM
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Shit dude, that's gotta hurt.
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Fri Feb-15-08 02:42 PM
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17. Actually, the brass eagle on top of it hurt the most. nt |
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Fri Feb-15-08 01:58 PM
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My desire for slack, plus the killer holidays that the Church of the SubGenius offer are unfuckwithable.
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Fri Feb-15-08 02:10 PM
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10. Please. "Bob" is a cheap rip-off hack sockpuppet |
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Malaclypse the Younger foretold all in the Principia Discordia. Bob is the FSM to Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst's Cthulhu
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Fri Feb-15-08 02:27 PM
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12. Not to mention the guarantee |
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Eternal Salvation or Triple your Money Back!
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Fri Feb-15-08 02:37 PM
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Fri Feb-15-08 02:01 PM
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if so, i think you could convince him to come back to the fold
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La Lioness Priyanka
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Fri Feb-15-08 02:03 PM
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but i dont think i have much hold over him in that regard :rofl:
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Fri Feb-15-08 02:05 PM
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9. don't sell yourself short |
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Fri Feb-15-08 02:38 PM
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15. You might be onto something there... |
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Fri Feb-15-08 02:43 PM
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18. maybe i need to give up my atheism, too! |
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Fri Feb-15-08 02:04 PM
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8. How about the Flying Spaghetti Monster? |
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Here is a prayer to say...
"Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. Ramen. "
:hi:
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Fri Feb-15-08 02:32 PM
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13. I worship his Noodliness |
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Edited on Fri Feb-15-08 02:33 PM by sazemisery
This is not me bowing to his noodliness but you get the picture. edited for spelling
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Fri Feb-15-08 02:40 PM
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16. Notice that the rest of the people in the photograph are not smiling. |
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They know not yet of His Noodly Appendage.
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