Knicked my ear shaving

[seemunkee]

and it won't stop bleeding. Hair shouldn't grow there anyway.

I got errands to do and don't want to look like an idiot with tissue sticking out of my ear

[MrCoffee]

1. ok, so I read the subject line as someone stole a shaving from your ear

how very British of me.

[seemunkee]

2. WHAT? YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP

Damn body part thieves

[Heidi]

3. Perhaps you need an ear-hair trimmer.

I give every man I know one of these for his 40th or 50th birthday. (Yes, including Call Me Wesley.) :)

It also works for nose hair (and I don't presume that this is an issue with you . . . just sayin'.)

Yes, it looks imposing, but you'll be well-manscaped as a result.



There's also the finger-shaped model: