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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-16-08 11:30 AM
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What am I, a mirage?
What?

What?! Where's my fucking drink, I asked you for a drink.

Oh, you wanted a drink?

I just asked you for a fucking drink.

No, I thought that you said you were alright spider.

No no no....no no no no no...what do you got me on a pay no mind list kid?

no no....I thought I heard someone say something Spider Spider...

You know you are a fucking mumbling stumbling little fuck, you know that?

No, I thought you said I was alright Spider.

Well you ain't alright Spider, you got a lot of fucking problems.

No, I thought YOU said that YOU were alright Spider.

I AM alright, YOU ain't alright you little fucking prick!

You been doing this all night to me you motherfucker!

Alright....whew...glad to get all that off my chest. Go back to what you were doing. Converse quietly with each other, and have some cookies. Love, Philboy
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redwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-16-08 11:33 AM
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1. Get a grip son.
:-)
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SallyMander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-16-08 11:33 AM
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2. Unintentional poetry thread?

In any case, this kind of kicks ass. Really.

:hug:
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-16-08 11:34 AM
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3. as far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster
Edited on Sat Feb-16-08 11:36 AM by MrCoffee
That fuckin' bandage on your foot is as big as your fuckin' head.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-16-08 11:42 AM
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4. Rats!
His whole family....buncha rats.
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-16-08 11:47 AM
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5. Go home and get your fuckin' shine box.
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