Roswell, NM--It finally makes sense!

[rateyes]

Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and the federal government.

However, you may not know that in the month of March 1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, George Bush, John McCain, Dick Cheney, Condoleezza Rice, Donald Rumsfeld, and Harriett Miers were born.

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep?

[SPKrazy]

1. Now I Knew Shrub

was

and I presumed that he was the product of aliens

but McCain? 72 years old already...

So I doubt the rest of the people too

but shrub

alien malfunction at best.

[rateyes]

2. I knew somebody would pick up on that.

:evilgrin:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. Actually, none of them were born in March of 1948.

But Andrew Lloyd Weber and Steven Tyler were.