Are you the Center Of The Universe?

[MrScorpio]

Are you the living antithesis of Copernicanism?

Was Hubble peering his steely eye upon you through the lens of his telescope?

Does the sheer intensity of your gravitational pull maintain the balance of the galactic plane?

Please answer with all your fervor

[Pierre.Suave]

1. Of course...

You shouldn't even have to ask...

:P

[lost-in-nj]

2. ummm duh

I am the CENTER of the universe.....


well at least my little corner of it!!!!




lost

[DarkTirade]

3. It is entirely possible that I am the only thing in the universe

and that the rest of you are just my delusions.

[KansDem]

4. I used to be the center of the universe...

But I had to get up to go to the rest room and when I got back, someone had taken my place.

So I'm now just a little to the side of the center of the universe.

[Ikonoklast]

5. You calling me a Supermassive Black Hole?

I know I could stand to lose a few, but gee, that really hurt.

[EstimatedProphet]

6. I am

And when I die, you're all going too. I'm taking the universe with me, because it won't exist without me.

[krispos42]

7. I have my own gravitational field

Does wonders for keeping my pockets empty, but makes a lousy cupholder.

:-)

[petronius]

8. It depends on your frame of reference

From my perspective, I am perfectly still and everything in existence moves around me - so yes, I am the center of the universe...

[SPKrazy]

9. i am the universe

that's all

[mwdem]

10. No, but my husband seems to think he is..

apparently brought up that way, but don't all men think so?

[SeattleGirl]

11. Actually, I'm an alternate universe.

Explains a lot, doesn't it?

:crazy:

[SPKrazy]

13. indeed it does sis

indeed

:hug:

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

12. As me dear ole pappy used to say to me

I seem to be half a bubble off plumb. Pretty close to the center of all that claims to be real, but just a tad bit off...

:evilgrin:

[cbayer]

14. I am not even sure I am in the universe.

[Doc_Technical]

15. What universe?

"Oh, there ain't no life nowhere".

Jimi Hendrix

[ruiner4u]

16. uhh yeah

Yes I am the center...

[The Animator]

17. Look we can't ALL be the center...

Look, I'll just stand here, and everyone else go, "ooh, look he's the center of the universe."

[Pacifist Patriot]

21. But isn't there always the same amount of universe on all sides of you no ...

matter where you stand? Infinity in every direction.........

[YankeyMCC]

18. Let's put it this way

When I die the universe - as experienced by everyone else - will go on...but the universe that I perceive will die with me.

[joeybee12]

19. Yes, I am!!!

Especially since I just broke the tie.

[Pacifist Patriot]

20. If the universe is infinite, aren't we all the center of the universe?

[tekisui]

22. You stole my answer. THe Universe goes forever in every direction.

It's center is everywhere and nowhere.

[Pacifist Patriot]

24. Guess we're both just freakin' brilliant. Cheers!

:toast:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

23. Nah, I'm just the washroom attendant.

Mint?

[Perry Logan]

25. Who dares to ask?