The Official Absence of Suspicion Thread

[SPKrazy]

post here and you will either create suspicion or alleviate it, all based on you, what you post, what you have posted before, and all other factors related or unrelated to this thread.

:hi: Mr. Scorpio

hello loungers

post 'em here

[MrScorpio]

1. Can't wait the see what everybody else has to say about me

Just make it interesting, I say!

[SPKrazy]

2. I'm suspicious of your presence here

and your temporary absence from your thread over there. my gawds man, who's driving your thread in your absence?


:shrug:


:rofl:

are you suspicious?

[MrScorpio]

3. A possible new power source, I think

Low carbon emitting, of course

[SPKrazy]

4. fascinating Scorpio

all ahead full speed!

:silly:

[Dr. Strange]

5. Well, it's officially true.

All the rumors about Project Capricorn--they were true. And you all know what that means!
Break out the Kahlua and the harpsichord.

[SPKrazy]

7. wait, wait

teh Kahlua is the secret ingredient in the power source, are you sure we've got enough man?????

[Dr. Strange]

53. That should get us through breakfast.

After that, we may need to make a Kahlua run.

[TZ]

6. Here I am

You may make of that what you will!! :)

[SPKrazy]

9. Okay I Am Going To Make of It That

you have successfully escaped detection by the detection units of the southernmost hemispheric research satellites controlling the secret/double secret fuel rods developed by the organization formerly known as the organization. :P

Oh, and bring the Kahlua with you or else DUstrange is going to tap us dry :rofl:

[SallyMander]

8. Me? I am innocent!

I don't care what you say! :D


:hug:

[SPKrazy]

11. no one is innocent in this thread

surely you realize that by now

you have the mander knowledge to make the perpetual motion machine (much like your avvie)

what will we do if you disappear?

we can't make another motion machine

besides we need you Sally, dammit we need you!!!!!!!

:hug:

[SallyMander]

27. If i leave DU will come to a screeching halt

It is actually being powered by the marching mander! :rofl:


Hope you've had a nice weekend SPK :loveya:

[SPKrazy]

43. the mander is our salvation

must protect the perpetual motion mander

fed with Kahlua and secret ingredients that only a few here know

Inchworm needs to go get one them now!!!!!!!!!

:hug: :hug:

:loveya:

hope you have too

it's been okay

I've survived! :P

[BarenakedLady]

10. It wasn't me!

O8)

[SPKrazy]

12. No but it should have been you and you know it

now get back to the woods and bring in the Turkish connection

[crim son]

13. Oh but it was and I can prove it:

GOTCHA!

[SPKrazy]

14. uhm, that picture is well,

confidential...

we need to talk criminescence

how did you come to possess this?

are you a double agent?

is lack of sleep a lot like waterboarding as Mike Huckabee says?

and btw, where were you between the hours of 0300 and 0600 on 2/17/08

wait, don't answer that here...

in fact

RUN CRIMMIE RUN!!!!!

:P

:silly:

[crim son]

21. You didn't get my text-message?

I said you had twenty-four hours to get me the money. And no, I'm not going anywhere. I've got the rat. :crazy:

[SPKrazy]

24. Uhm...

I can't read text messages anymore

they stopped making sense after that time I fell on my head :crazy:

the rat... doesn't have the Kahlua which is needed for the perpetual motion machine :P

[BarenakedLady]

15. Lies! It was YOU!!

[SPKrazy]

16. wait wait wait!!!!

I can't have you showing these "eyes only" pics online like this

there are others watching

btw

happy birthday !!!!

:yourock:

[BarenakedLady]

18. Thank you

:hug:

[crim son]

17. Heh. That's my twin brother.

This is me:

[SPKrazy]

20. Oh Great

now they can make POSITIVE ID!!!!

(as if it would have been hard you rat :P )

:rofl:

[BarenakedLady]

23. Duck

[SPKrazy]

25. Duck?

radio controlled Duck

[BarenakedLady]

26. Goose

[SPKrazy]

29. Loose Moose

[RainDog]

19. that was NOT me standing outside his window

throwing pebbles. In fact, no one did that, okay? no one.

[SPKrazy]

22. Signal pebbles

that's what it were

we know

you know

now we all know

:P

[RainDog]

28. what are signal pebbles?

I was hoping for a cheap thrill when he got up to check what was going on...I mean, I would have if I had been there and done that. but I didn't.

[SPKrazy]

30. signal pebbles

are top secret

they signal things yanno?

:shrug:


:eyes:

playing all innocent and all

:rofl:

[RainDog]

31. okay, signal...pebbles

oops. wrong paste


+


my browser crashed too... installing updates and must restart. and must vacuum rug. must.

[SPKrazy]

32. quick delete that picture

others will see and know the ID of pebbles

[lost-in-nj]

33. omg

I think I am here
I think I matter
I did nothing....
to call suspicion on me

I have issues

lost

Mr. Scorpio plays music

right??? RIGHT??????????????????



hello!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!??!

[Inchworm]

34. You look lost

I see you though.

Hi!

:hi:

[SPKrazy]

41. she is lost

now inchie

you have not brought the required ingredients for your part of the mission

:shrug:

go get the stuff!!!!

[Inchworm]

44. Woohoo! A mission..

umm.. stuff!

The stuff.. hmm.. ok! I'll go get the stuff!

:patriot:

[Inchworm]

45. I could not get the stuff from BNL!

New orders?

:patriot:

[SPKrazy]

48. without the stuff

we can't feed Sally's mander the perpetual motion machine to keep teh DU running

teh Kahlua is in short supply

but the secret ingredient that BNL went back to the woods to get

YOU MUST GET IT FROM HER!!!!!!!

AT ALL COSTS


:P

[Inchworm]

50. I got it!

is this the stuff?



:shrug:

[SPKrazy]

52. man it is a secret

but yeah

that's it

:thumbsup:

good work

now feed it to the mander man

:woohoo:

teh DU will stay up and running for another week!!!!!!

[Inchworm]

55. The hen is in the basket

repeat, the hen is in the basket.

Ducks quack near the nest

over.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=7482210&mesg_id=7482210

:patriot:

[SPKrazy]

57. DUH OH

yeah

you just gave away a bit more than the freeps need to know about DU ops :P

[Inchworm]

61. I've been comprimised

Take evasive action.

The cow bears no milk, repeat, the cow bears no milk.

the puss has soured.

out.

[SPKrazy]

38. yes and no

and yes

and maybe

music

music is the source of the wisdom of the ages

hello?!?!?!

meet me in the moonlight after 10
repeat
meet me in the moonlight after 10

it will all be made clear :P

[Gonzo Gardener]

35. Any and all posts under this username have been made by my cat.

[RainDog]

36. LOL

and mine by my dog... if I had a dog, so it's my cat in dog drag.

[Gonzo Gardener]

37. My cat died two years ago.

[SPKrazy]

40. then we have an imposter

posing as your cat

I'm sorry about your cat

but

we have to find out who is posing as your cat who is posing as you :P

[Gonzo Gardener]

46. Smells fishy to me

It must be his sock puppet!

[SPKrazy]

47. not

socks the cat puppet

but yeah

some sock puppet no doubt

[RainDog]

42. sorry about your cat

don't you think it's time for a visit to the animal shelter? :)

[Gonzo Gardener]

49. Yes, but you try to convince the new kitteh that the dog just wants to gently gnaw on him!

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

39. That's a lie

and we have a file on your cat

your cat has not posted here in 3 weeks


you on the other hand

HAVE!!!!!1111


spill the beans green means

[TrogL]

51. The mods know when you're naked

[Gonzo Gardener]

54. Pfffffft... they may know, but can they see us?!

:hide:

[SPKrazy]

58. yes yes they can

but don't worry

they are specially trained individuals

I can see too :P

say greenie

whassup?

I mean

back to business here

[Gonzo Gardener]

63. Specially trained individuals do it best!!!

:bounce: :bounce:


Oh, wait.... maybe I shouldn't bounce. :blush:

[lligrd]

56. I Love Kittens nt

[SPKrazy]

59. kittens are only used in emergencies

well their lolcat pics that is

otherwise the pie, vodka, Kahlua, and the other secret ingredients keep the mander going

I've said too much already

:hi:

[lligrd]

62. Hey, How'd You Know What I Had For Dinner? nt

[Gold Metal Flake]

60. Am I sure I'm posting on the right forum?

I am thanking myself for my concern.

[MilesColtrane]

64. I'm quite trustable online. (that's not a real verb)

But in meatspace you'd all find yourselves smiling and backing away from me.