MilesColtrane
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Sun Feb-17-08 10:02 PM
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Re: Virgin Olive Oil...How do they know? |
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The olive is a randy little fellow who scarcely strays from the subject of the you know what.
It's considered randiest of the oleaceae.. This hot-blooded little morsel with its shiny exterior is always on the job. Its extra-marital activities are something startling.. It's a loose-living lamiale. This shameless little libertine with its characteristic pinnately-veined laminae is not the marrying kind: 'Anywhere anytime' is its motto. Formed on the branch and they're at it. This tatty, scrofulous old rapist, is second in depravity only to the common date. This latter is a right whore, a harlot, a trollop, a cynical bed-hopping firm-breasted Rabelaisian bit of fruit that makes Fanny Hill look like a dead Pope...
So, how do they know?
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Sun Feb-17-08 10:06 PM
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1. It contains only the bodily fluids... |
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Edited on Sun Feb-17-08 10:07 PM by Green Meanie
from the first pressing? :shrug:
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Sun Feb-17-08 10:09 PM
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2. They only pick unmarried catholic olives. |
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Sun Feb-17-08 10:10 PM
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3. It's Just One Of Those Things You Can Tell When You Stick Your Toothpick In It. |
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Just has a different kinda 'feel' to it...
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Sun Feb-17-08 10:13 PM
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4. So when you get the feeling you're throwing a hot dog down a hallway you know you've been had? |
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Sun Feb-17-08 10:14 PM
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5. It's made from olives that haven't been stuffed with pimento. |
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Sun Feb-17-08 10:24 PM
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6. Is that what the kids today are calling it? |
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Sun Feb-17-08 10:26 PM
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7. They all attended the "Father Daughter Purity Ball" and wear chastity rings |
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Sun Feb-17-08 10:27 PM
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8. The bottle has a chastity belt protecting the cap. |
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And I think it is bottled at the Abstinence plant.
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Sun Feb-17-08 10:29 PM
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"Virgins don't lie."
—Arthur Fonzarelli
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Sun Feb-17-08 11:32 PM
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11. They show it a picture of a stamen. If it blushes, they figure it's a virgin |
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If it says "what's that?" then it goes in the EVOO batch...
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Sun Feb-17-08 11:37 PM
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12. What do they call the "bad" olive oil? |
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