"Lindsay Lohan poses nude as Marilyn Monroe"...not much I can add to that headline, folks.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

N.S.F.W...."Not safe for work"..."Lindsay Lohan poses nude as Marilyn Monroe"

http://thesuperficial.com/2008/02/lindsay_lohan_nude_in_new_york.php

[flvegan]

1. Yay, nipples!!

w00t!

[SeattleGirl]

3. You can see them through the pink stars?

I didn't know you had x-ray vision!

[Kutjara]

5. Hint: click on the "full size" link. n/t

[flvegan]

6. Click the picture itself.

Then click "Next" a few times...

[SeattleGirl]

10. Ah, now I see them.

[Fox Mulder]

2. The pics would've been a lot better without the crappy pink stars...

censoring everything. :grr:

[Amerigo Vespucci]

7. See Kutjara's post above. They are NOT censored.

:toast:

[Fox Mulder]

9. Oh I got it now.

Now I'm happy. :)

[FarLeftRage]

4. Damn! She's got a lot of freckles!!!

N/T

[Deja Q]

19. How do you know they're not herpes scars?

:yoiks:

[FarLeftRage]

28. Well... because I have seen

more than my fair share of freckles in my life.

And I have never seen any herpes scars.

[Deja Q]

29. Sadly, I know they are not herpes scars...

Just tune into "Jerry Springer" - showing people with outbreaks is the new crowd-pleasing gimmick...

[DarkTirade]

8. I think they would have worked better

had she just styled her hair like Marilyn's and not gone with a color that looks foreign on her.

:shrug: Just my opinion though.

[ghostsofgiants]

11. From the article...

"Stern, who shot the photos on film rather than digitally, told me he was interested in Lohan because he suspected 'she had a lot more depth to her' than one might assume from 'those teenage movies.'"

Apparently he's never seen I Know Who Killed Me. That eliminates any possibility for depth.

[Phillycat]

12. The other day, when someone posted a thread where she was looking old and tired...

I thought to myself, "She's totally going to pose nude really soon...that is the next logical step in the trajectory of her career"... and I WAS RIGHT!

Edit: PM me for the lottery numbers. :D

[Amerigo Vespucci]

15. It's the Dana Plato / Debbie Gibson syndrome...

...they both tried the Playboy route and it accomplished nothing for either one of them (unless sinking their career even further equals "something")...

...it's sad, ya know? Celebrity is so addictive and yet so fleeting. People need it, so they go after it. They get it, and it fades, and they do everything they can to hold on to it.

[KG]

13. i'd hit it!

:hi:

[NaturalHigh]

22. Me too...

but I have to (reluctantly) admit that I'm a little disappointed. Maybe I was just expecting too much.

[Generic Brad]

32. I'd play connect the dots on her

I'm more into the art scene, you know.

[Phillycat]

14. Her body looks great, but her skin and hair look AWFUL.

She is aging so quickly - too much partying.

[xmas74]

37. but when I said that the other day

I was hateful and sexist against women in general.

I still feel bad for her. Not one person has come forward and taught her how to take care of herself. Now she's aging faster than she should be when her features were quite lovely and should have held up quite well for years.

[JVS]

16. What the fuck are those pink stars growing out of her tits?

:grr:

[NaturalHigh]

25. Don't you hate censorship?

[Maraya1969]

26. Read upthread to learn how to make them go away

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

17. What a shame she doesn't embrace her red-headedness

Red to blonde ticks me off.

[NaturalHigh]

23. I wish I could recommend your reply to this thread.

Note to all redheads: NEVER go blonde.

[RainDog]

18. if you put her photos side by side with Monroe's

...and Monroe was...what... mid-thirties? no comparison.

Monroe was delish. She had hips and an ass and breasts and a baby face. Lohan has nice breasts... they look more real than most... don't know if they are or not. but then she looks like a boy.

not that anyone cares. just thought I'd mention it.

edit to add link to Monroe's bert pix

http://www.bertstern.com/marilyn1.html

[redqueen]

24. Well put.

[NaturalHigh]

27. Wow, Marilyn was a legit hottie.

[zanne]

50. I agree. Marilyn had curves. Lohan doesn't. nt

[Drunken Irishman]

20. If you want the real nudes, here they are.

Gag me, though, I'm posting a link to Perez Hilton. :eyes:

http://perezhilton.com/2008-02-18-lindsay-does-marilyn#more-14304

[angeldreamer]

21. I would love to see that

picture.

[latebloomer]

30. "I knew Marilyn Monroe

and miss, you are no Marilyn."

[Auggie]

31. These photos need to be retouched -- desperately!

Lohan looks terrible

[DarkTirade]

33. There is far too much airbrushing in photography these days.

I'd rather have imperfect and natural than airbrushed and fake.

[woo me with science]

60. agree completely nt

[Richardo]

34. Yep, she's naked.

[Orrex]

38. Dupe!

[Fire Walk With Me]

35. temeah? (Said in the same voice as: "Cujo?")

[quip]

59. I guess I picked a bad weekend to leave town! (or maybe I should leave more often!)

:evilgrin:

[Schema Thing]

36. That is one technically deficient photographer she's got shooting her

jesus that black and white looks bad.

[Orrex]

39. My God. They're full of stars!

Yeah, yeah. "Click on the photo."

Can't say I understand Ms. Lohan's appeal, recent freaky behavior notwithstanding.

:shrug:

[Richardo]

40. HA!

Always appreciate the gratuitous 2001 ref :thumbsup:

[Zavulon]

41. Hard to believe that girl's only 21.

If she were 51 instead of 21, those pictures would have impressed the hell out of me. Binge drinking has aged her immeasurably.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

42. Sorry...Lindsey could never match Marilyn's class

It's a little embarrassing seeing her try.

[Mugu]

43. She's not Marilyn, but bless her heart. n/t

[lumpy]

44. This girl is just one big freckle, Marilyn Monroes had

flawless skin and was healthy/fresh looking.

[MonkeyFunk]

45. I think they're great photos

I love the one where she's holding out the sheer sheet in front of her.

I've always thought she was very pretty, but she reminds far more of Ann-Margret than of Marilyn Monroe.

[krispos42]

46. She was hotter as a redhead n/t

[ellisonz]

47. Thank the Lord.

[AllegroRondo]

48. I've seen worse

[Iggo]

49. (yay!)

[FalconsRule]

51. Beautiful woman

Too bad she's so messed up. I, too, prefer her as a redhead, but that's her call.

[underpants]

52. TRAMP STAMP!!!

SKANK PATCH!!

VERY HITTABLE!!!! :evilgrin:

[Dr. Strange]

53. OMG! Her nipples are totally plagiarized!

I guess I shan't be voting for them.

[ILovePizza]

54. She is pretty but not as pretty as M.M.

[dropkickpa]

55. She's definitely got

a redhead's complexion. Freckles in all their glory! And her boobs are back now that she's eating again!

She looks good, still a little bit skinny, but a million times better than a year ago.

[NaturalHigh]

61. Yeah, she's at least got a few curves now.

[theredpen]

56. Eat your heart out Lindsay!

[edbermac]

57. She looks more like Marilyn Manson to me.

:o

[Rob H.]

58. She looked much better as a redhead

I dig the freckles, though. :)

[grace0418]

62. I just saw a funny thing about that, now I can't remember who wrote it.

But he said something like "Yes, it's a good idea to emulate Marilyn Monroe Lindsay. Because we all know she kicked her drug habit and went on to live a happy life with a long career. Oh wait."

[GreenPartyVoter]

63. She's no Marilyn