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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-18-08 08:13 PM
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I feel Dirty..
I've been in GD:p
How do you get the stench off?

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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-18-08 08:14 PM
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1. Take a shower
in the Obama Kool-Aid? KIDDING!
:rofl:
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-18-08 08:16 PM
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2. I just did.
I still feel icky.
mmmm Kool-Aid.. :D
Hey!!! I have a bottle of wine I forgot about..:woohoo: brb
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-18-08 08:18 PM
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3. you will have to wear one of these
and go through this shower before you are cleansed...







lost
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-18-08 08:19 PM
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5. Hey I want one of those!!
:D looks fun
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Cabcere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-18-08 08:18 PM
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4. Barack Obama will hold you...
well, he held my hand when I was frightened, anyway. :hi:

http://barackobamaisyournewbicycle.com/
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-18-08 08:22 PM
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6. That rocks!!
I feel all squishy now :D :hi:
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Cabcere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-18-08 08:31 PM
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16. You can thank joneschick for that
:hi: She's the one who found the site, and decided to share the joy. :bounce: :bounce:
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-18-08 08:23 PM
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7. I only know one sure-fire way.
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-18-08 08:24 PM
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9. Just plug your nose first
:D
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-18-08 08:26 PM
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12. I don't think Gir is too worried about that.







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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-18-08 08:28 PM
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14. wtf is that thing anyhow?
I must be old.
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-18-08 08:36 PM
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22. Gir, reporting for duty!


I loveded you, piggy! I loveded you!


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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-18-08 08:25 PM
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10. *edit*
Edited on Mon Feb-18-08 08:26 PM by DarkTirade
*edit* wrong place
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VenusRising Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-18-08 08:23 PM
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8. Tomato juice.
Wait...that's for skunks. Sorry, I don't know about the GDP stench.

But I do have mass huggage for you!

:hug::hug::hug::hug::hug:
:hug::hug::hug::hug::hug:
:hug::hug::hug::hug::hug:
:hug::hug::hug::hug::hug:
:hug::hug::hug::hug::hug:

Cheesemaking is a dirty business. ;)
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-18-08 08:26 PM
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11. Skunk funk is gd:p or is that monkey poo?
Thanks VenusRising you are cheeserrific :hug:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-18-08 08:28 PM
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13. Fill your sleeping bag with mayonnaise and then...
get inside and roll around. Trust me on this. You will NOT be disappointed.
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-18-08 08:30 PM
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15. Could I use Miracle Whip?
Love me some Mayo.. woot!
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-18-08 09:18 PM
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33. Sure...pretty much any condiment.
Don't use hot sauce, though. Again, trust me on this. Few things are as painful as "jalapeñis."
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-18-08 08:32 PM
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17. scrub and scrub and scrub until it blllleeeeds
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-18-08 08:33 PM
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19. ..
I'll get out the sandpaper
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-18-08 08:37 PM
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23. make sure to have some salt water ready after you've finished scrubbing
to get that 'extra burny' type clean.
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-18-08 08:46 PM
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27. And lemon juice
That should get me clean!
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-18-08 08:33 PM
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18. You ARE dirty.
You pev! :P
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-18-08 08:34 PM
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20. ummmm
so..:D :hi:
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-18-08 08:35 PM
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21. Just sayin' all the soap in the world ain't gonna help that.
:rofl:


;)
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-18-08 08:40 PM
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24. Soap :o}
Yes it can :woohoo: :evilgrin:
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RainDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-18-08 08:42 PM
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25. I was there too.
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-18-08 08:45 PM
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26. I can smell it on you.OMG you have GD:p!!
Remember next time to practice Safe surf :silly:
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RainDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-18-08 08:52 PM
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28. I smell like yummy goodness, not gd-p
you must be mistaking me for that troll gathering mold in the corner.

and anyway, mostly I've been abstinent when it comes to gd-p. nothing more than a little under the shirt. honest. and only a couple of times.
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-18-08 09:03 PM
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29. Get nekkid and stay in the Lounge for a while
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-18-08 09:06 PM
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30. Can I at least wear socks?
It's freaken cold :D
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-18-08 09:21 PM
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34. You may.
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-18-08 09:06 PM
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31. you want I should kick your dirty ass, GoPsUx?
yes INDEED
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-18-08 09:08 PM
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32. If ever My ass needs to be kicked
You got the job :D :hi:
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-18-08 09:23 PM
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35. there is no point even going in there anymore.
no sit there and shut up whilst i go put some more gas in the pressure washer, don't even think of moving. i see you, stop moving, it's only going to get worse if you move.
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-18-08 09:37 PM
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36. Me confused
me stay ugg
It is mean and nasty over there that is for sure
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-18-08 09:46 PM
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37. Would you like I give you a bubbly-bath???
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-18-08 09:53 PM
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38. Get me a rubber duck and you've got a deal
:D
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-18-08 10:05 PM
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41. Here's a salute to G-DP rubber duck!
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-18-08 09:56 PM
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39. Much like the Bog Of Eternal Stench from
Edited on Mon Feb-18-08 09:56 PM by Jamastiene
the movie, Labyrinth, you will ALWAYS have that Stench on you. You are now CONTAMINATED. Didn't you look at my signature picture? I tried to warn people. Abandon All Hope...All Ye Who Enter DU GD: P
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-18-08 09:59 PM
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40. It is to late.
I looked :mad:
Speaking of "to late".
It's my bedtime.
nite all.
:hi:
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-18-08 11:45 PM
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42. Plenty of high pressure hot water and a case of Brillo pads. n/t
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Murdock Donating Member (315 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-18-08 11:46 PM
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43. ...
Q?

Bandersnoot?
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