Why can't I get along with bald-headed testosterone-pumped fucks in the bar?

[TK421]

And that's not all...I have a feeling that all MALES get offended ( or threatened............) by me at the bar scene. Just the last week, I have had drunken, bald guys ( well, mostly bald guys ) try to get into a fight with me .....is it because you FUCKERS don't have hair? Maybe you shave your heads because you feel like it, I don't know...

Back to the bar scene ( and this has happened many...MANY times ) it seems that whenever I go out just to have a few drinks with some friends, some drunken ASSHOLE decides to start a fight with me. I am a perfect stranger ( you have to know me to understand that if you push me far enough, I can be a total psychopath ). However, I find most guys get an attitude with me, and I can't for the life of me, figure out why this is. I sit at the bar, I don't yell out to people and always keep to myself. I'm very quiet most of the time, and only talk to the person I come with. But...there is always that ONE ASSHOLE at the bar who has to ruin that experience...isn't there? Who are you? Where the fuck do you come from?

I seem to be a magnet for male aggression nowadays, and I don't know why; I see it in everyday life. Shopping, guys bump me in the shoulder for no good reason ( maybe I should turn around and punch them in their stinking rotten face )? I hate macho guys, and have hated them since GRADE SCHOOL ( GOD I thought I was done with you FUCKERS since High School)!!!!!!

Tonight, after work I settled down to the bar down the street. I was sitting there minding my own business when, along comes a ( trumpet call )!!!!!! bald-headed FUCK ( macho thing, guys? ) who called me a queer because I worked at a theatre.....we had words and I shut the ignorant bastard up big time. Turned out that he had no knowledge of theatre ( due to his barbaric upbringing, I can't blame him ) he still had hard feeling for me....

Do I look threatening to anyone?

If I do.....then GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Inchworm]

1. I had an uncle like that

It was a running joke.

What sucked was he was like 0 and 50 as far as the fights go.

:shrug:

[TK421]

2. sorry, I might need some help now

this whole situation has gotten me feeling like I did fifteen years ago...and I do NOT want to go back to that person...no, sir

[LeftyFingerPop]

3. My friend and I often discuss this...

I have similar problems occasionally.

When I go out, I am all quiet, please and thank you.

I try to keep to myself usually.

I almost feel like people find me.

I don't know if it is paranoia or what.

I'm not tall, but I'm big. And I'm intense. Maybe these boozed up assholes sense that and look at me as a challenge? If challenged, I will always command respect, and I can usually get them to back away.

I NEVER start a fight....but it seems I am frequently challenged.

So, for this reason, among many, I have decided to stay the hell out of bars.

They are nothing but breeding grounds for people who cannot handle both their booze and their male hormones.

[TK421]

4. I agree, but it's where I go after work....it's only two doors down, actually

and I've gotten to know the bartenders there....and after my trip to the bar? one blocks walk to my apartment ( yeah, I have that luxury ) it gets to be a temptation...

I find I get along better with women than I do with men, I think....they seem more casual and ( in some cases ) inviting. Most men I fucking HATE because they are so arrogant and barbaric in their manner. I've met guys who put the "cheese" in "machismo"..so to speak...and these are the types of people who I wish death upon....they are worthless to me,and ultimately, worthless to society.

[LeftyFingerPop]

5. It's so complicated....

and it boils down to the alcohol.

Some people have a chip on their shoulder in general, and feel like it is their right to fuck up things that are none of their business in the first place.

I have drawn an interesting correlation.

The economy has really turned to shit in my area over the past few years. I think because of this, people really are not happy around here in general.

So, when they get a few in them....

[TrogL]

6. It's something in your body language

I get it too. You're supposed to sit with your legs crossed in exactly a certain way and if you don't they come at you.

[liberaltrucker]

7. HEY, I resemble that remark

BUT I'M NOT BALD!!!

Just kidding. Assholes like that give guys a bad name.

:grr:

[crim son]

8. My friend!

It isn't too trite a truism to say that these people don't know what to make of you, and are threatened by you. Why the fuck else have they shaved all their hair off? In the clubs I automatically look past the buff, bald men because they are all of one type and they know it. Being female, I get contempt. Being male, you get the full force of their testosterone. I'd take it as a compliment if I were you.

[MilesColtrane]

9. It's your mad cooking and D&D skills.

They're just jealous.

[ghostsofgiants]

10. "testosterone-pumped fucks"

You answered your own question there. They don't play nice with anyone.

[HughBeaumont]

11. Because the "Austins" are the new Mullets.

Remember how in the 90s, most everyone with a mullet had what was called "mulletude"?

Now, they all got Balditude. Feral, drunk, sometimes coked-up headcases who can't handle themselves unless they're in a fight with someone. It's what they live for. This is the look of the new Mullets and they all gather at bars to make someone's evening miserable. Fucking douches.

Ever notice that the guys who start fights more often than not CAN'T fight?

Small wonder why I don't drink, and if I did, I'd drink at home. I avoid bars like the fucking plague. That's all I need is to murder some douche who thinks he's an invincible badass just because he's got a shaven fucking head, a douchey tribal tat and a goatee. It's like their Superman cape, that look.

Rule #1 on being a badass, baldy: there's always a badder ass out there, and he's usually the one you aren't going to see coming.

[BOSSHOG]

12. Could it be that you are going to bars

in Philadelphia? I'm from Philadelphia and I am bald, (naturally) have been going to bars for more then 30 years and have never gotten into a fight in a bar. Although I do avoid bars where I know fights are potential, so why would I want to go there?

[raccoon]

13. Two suggestions: go to different bars. As I'm sure you know, fights are more likely to happen at

some bars than others.

Other: go to AA meetings or something else instead of bars.

Just thought of a third--take martial arts classes. :hi:

[meegbear]

14. As a bald-headed testosterone-pumped fuck, I resent that remark!

[Shell Beau]

15. Maybe you should stay away from bars for a while!

:shrug:

I don't think the guys being bald has anything to do with it. But what do I know?