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LeftyFingerPop

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Tue Feb-19-08 11:25 PM
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2 questions

1) Do I need a passport to go to New York City? I live in NY State, about 3.5 hours away. If so, do you think I can get away with using my 7th grade picture?

2) I am bringing my naked mole rats with me. Do I need any special papers to show the authorities?

Thanks so much.

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DarkTirade

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Tue Feb-19-08 11:26 PM
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1. What part of NY state?

Edited on Tue Feb-19-08 11:32 PM by DarkTirade

It makes a difference.

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LeftyFingerPop

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Tue Feb-19-08 11:28 PM
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2. From here...

Auburn Correctional Facility - "The Hole"

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DarkTirade

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Tue Feb-19-08 11:32 PM
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4. Hmm...

I'd say a library card should be good enough.

But the naked mole rats need ID too.

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Ptah

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Tue Feb-19-08 11:30 PM
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3. I miss hide - a - thread.

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LeftyFingerPop

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Tue Feb-19-08 11:34 PM
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6. It's ringing...

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Ptah

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Tue Feb-19-08 11:38 PM
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8. Hello?

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LeftyFingerPop

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Tue Feb-19-08 11:39 PM
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9. Is....

Ptah there?

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Ptah

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Tue Feb-19-08 11:40 PM
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10. Yes.

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LeftyFingerPop

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Tue Feb-19-08 11:45 PM
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12. Hi Ptah!

Looking very good there.

Listen...I wanted to talk to you about....about.....oh wait...someone's at my door...hold on please :P

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Ptah

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Tue Feb-19-08 11:53 PM
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14. Get on the bus, Gus

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LeftyFingerPop

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Tue Feb-19-08 11:58 PM
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16. ....

:shrug: :shrug:

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Ptah

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Wed Feb-20-08 12:29 AM
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20. I am very happy to have imageblock.

yuck.

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Kali

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Wed Feb-20-08 12:19 AM
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18. Broadway near 5th

:hi: hey, Ptah!

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Ptah

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Wed Feb-20-08 12:23 AM
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19. Hi neighbor!

:hi:

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SPKrazy

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Tue Feb-19-08 11:32 PM
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5. no and no and no

just strap the mole rats on your back

wear a loincloth only

and say: "bien" whenever anyone asks you anything at all

and you will be fine

:P

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LeftyFingerPop

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Tue Feb-19-08 11:35 PM
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7. What is...

a "lion cloth". I don't want no lion near my junk. :P

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fizzgig

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Tue Feb-19-08 11:41 PM
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11. ....

:rofl:

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chknltl

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Tue Feb-19-08 11:48 PM
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13. loin cloth not lion cloth! Lions hate loin cloths!

Edited on Tue Feb-19-08 11:54 PM by chknltl

Have you ever seen a lion wearing a loin cloth? I rest my case! You'll be safe from the lions of NY if you where a good loin cloth. Brown is fashionable, Tarzan had a brown one. (bring two... the second one can be used as a tie should you decide to have dinner at Olive Garden...it'll impress the wait-staff!)

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LeftyFingerPop

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Tue Feb-19-08 11:56 PM
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15. I have my own rule book...

Rule number 47..."Thou shalt never wear clothing article around thine neck which was designed for thine loins"

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chknltl

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Wed Feb-20-08 12:16 AM
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17. Might be a good rule...

but I WAS talking in hypotheticals here. What are the real chances that you would enter an Olive Garden wearing a loin cloth and no tie? Maybe you could take a red loin cloth, use it as a mask and go shake down a bunch of N.Y "Crypts" for their crack money. Then you'd have the dough to buy a tie to match the brown loin cloth....you'd be da pimpin-dizzle.

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