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emad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-20-08 01:30 PM
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Breat implants flop on man's leg-tattoo of semi-naked female
DO not try this at home....

SNIP:
Lane Jensen, a Canadian man who decided to get breast implants put in his leg to make his tattoo of a lady more anatomically accurate.

Well, we have sad news to report: his leg breasts have burst.

Jensen, a tattoo artist and editor of a body art magazine from Edmonton, says that his body has rejected the implants.

The implants were put in on December 9, but by Christmas Eve, Lane tells the Edmonton Sun, the sutures had split, and large quantities of lymphatic fluid were oozing out of his leg.

PIC:
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=100312&in_page_id=2
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-20-08 01:31 PM
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1. I swear just when you think you have heard of the stupidest thing ever....
Jeez!
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emad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-20-08 01:33 PM
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2. Ever....An anatomically-correct 3-D tattoo of a naked man ?
Edited on Wed Feb-20-08 01:34 PM by emad
An aroused man at that? Implant optional...
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-20-08 01:34 PM
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3. there's always rice
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-20-08 01:43 PM
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4. It would have to be something that inflated then deflated!
What could he use?
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Greyskye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-20-08 01:48 PM
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5. "I knew I shouldn't, but I just couldn't keep my hands off of them"

"Who knew they would wear out?" :shrug:
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Auggie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-20-08 01:49 PM
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6. Image:


Reported on K.O. last night as well.
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-20-08 01:50 PM
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8. It just looks like a tumor or growth! Not like big boobs.
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Kolesar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-20-08 04:38 PM
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14. It looks like a uni-boob
"If I could do that, I'd never leave the house" -- George Carlin
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Felix Mala Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-20-08 01:50 PM
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7. He shoulda used ball bearings like some of those body modifiers use...
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GCP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-20-08 01:56 PM
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9. You can't make this shit up!
:rofl:
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Reverend_Smitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-20-08 03:58 PM
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10. Hmmm
putting breast implants on your pinup girl tattoo, I'm not sure if that is an act of dumbassery or douchebagery...or both. Sometimes the world makes my head hurt a little
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-20-08 04:23 PM
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11. What a boob!
Of course I've heard of stupider things.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Zembic
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Javaman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-20-08 05:00 PM
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15. okay, man without shirt; no bandaids. Man with implants, needs bandaids...
a nipple is a nipple is a nipple is a nipple is a nipple is a nipple is a nipple is a nipple is a nipple
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GoneOffShore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-20-08 04:28 PM
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12. Ewwwww!
that's just nasty
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-20-08 04:29 PM
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13. So he couldn't get a real girlfriend
with actual boob. He had to have one surgically grafted onto him?


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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-20-08 05:02 PM
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16. Did he wear a little bra around his leg?
What a maroon. :rofl:
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