So...you're Henry VIII, and you gotta choose between Scarlett Jo. and Natalie P....

[Bicoastal]

Who do you go with?

[KG]

1. well, hell, if i was the King, i'd make a new rule so could have both!

[Richard Steele]

10. Exactly! To heck with the Pope- Henry gotta have it! nm

[Javaman]

11. It's good to be King! LOL nt

[JVS]

2. Pick either one and then divorce and behead her when I'm bored and want the other one, duh

It's good to be Henry VIII

[MrCoffee]

3. I'm Henry the Eighth I am, Henry the Eighth I am I am

[DarkTirade]

12. You gotta pronounce it right.

Oi'm 'enry the eight I am... 'enry the eighth Oi am, Oi am... :P

[kwassa]

4. Scarlett

though I hope this movie is better than the Henry VIII thing on Showtime. Not a lot of quality lately.

[Mike Daniels]

25. Looks like some glitzed up take on history

akin to Troy. Sexy and visually beautiful but ultimately shallow.

[MilesColtrane]

5. One as wife...

..the other as concubine.

That's how kings roll.

[Seeking Serenity]

8. That's what I would think.

I asked DH the Republican his thoughts, and he said that he would have Natalie Portman as wife and Scarlett J. as mistress. I asked why, and he said that he thought Natalie would age better.

I didn't know whether to chuckle or throw something at him.

Maybe he has a point.

[mondo joe]

6. Sorry but I gotta pick Henry over the two of 'em.

:-)

[Darth_Kitten]

20. Wow, Henry as a brunette.

:)

[mondo joe]

21. And better than that little chicken wing of a man playing him in The Tudors.

Actually The Tudors was fun to watch, as long as you didn't try to connect the characters to the actual historic figures.

[Darth_Kitten]

24. LOL

bock bock.....

Yeah, The Tudors is pure soap opera.

[trueblue2007]

7. I ***HATE*** Henry VIII

He was a evil murderer.

Anne Boleyn should have cut his ____ off.

[mondo joe]

22. I'd think Catherine had greater cause than Anne to cut anything of his off.

Though he never really got what he wanted out of it all.

[LynneSin]

9. Strangely enough in the book the girls were ages 13-15

Go figure

[redqueen]

13. Ew.

Creepy.

[Fox Mulder]

14. No contest...I'd pick Scarlett.

[conscious evolution]

15. If I were the King

I would take head from the both of them.

[trackfan]

16. Scarlett

but only because I was forced to choose

[trof]

17. OMG!1! HE HAS HIS LEFT HAND ON HER LEFT...YOU-KNOW!

I don't think you can do that here on DU.
Mods?
I'm alerting.

[x-g.o.p.er]

19. Shouler, it's the shoulder!! n/t

[trof]

23. I don't THINK so.

I've seen a shoulder and I've seen a you-know.
I know the difference.

[Darth_Kitten]

18. Someone who can act?

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