Post's Mensa Invitational

[mitchtv]

And the winners are:

1. Coffee, n.
The person upon whom one coughs.

2. Flabbergasted , adj.
Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.

3. Abdicate, v.
To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

4. Esplanade , v.
To attempt an explanation while drunk.

5. Willy-Nilly, adj.
Impotent.

6. Negligent , adj.
Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.

7. Lymph, v.
To walk with a lisp.

8. Gargoyle , n.
Olive-flavored mouthwash.

9. Flatulence , n.
Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.

10. Balderdash , n.
A rapidly receding hairline.

11. Testicle, n.
A humorous question on an exam.

12. Rectitude , n.
The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

13. Pokemon, n.
A Rastafarian proctologist.

14. Oyster , n.
A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.

15. Frisbeetarianism, n.
The belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

16. Circumvent , n.
An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.

[Dr. Strange]

1. Awesome!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Muttocracy]

2. thanks for posting, those are great! nt

[KamaAina]

3. "Esplanade" has a double meaning

Esplanade Avenue is the street that divides the French Quarter from the sometimes even drunker, if you can believe it, Faubourg Marigny!