My wife left me. There better be a bar open

[taterguy]

Granted, she just went out of town a few days to visit relatives but still I feel like having a few brews.

[redqueen]

1. Hahahahahaha...

:toast:

[taterguy]

2. Welcome to my night of debauchery

[laylah]

3. And to think I

had words of comfort for you :spank: Enjoy da beer :hug:

[taterguy]

6. How comforting are the words of a stranger?

Don't you hate it when drinkers get all philosophical and shit?

[MrCoffee]

4. Is that a beer diaper? IS IT?

tsk tsk tsk.

[taterguy]

5. Hell I'm just pissing on the floor

Didn't you read the OP?

The wife is out of town

[MrCoffee]

7. Leave rings on the coffee table, man!

it's time for some savagery up in the hizouse

[Kajsa]

11. A year's supply of Pledge for you, dude!

:spank:

[northzax]

8. better clean up

the mandatory 'wifey's out of town' strippers are on the way, be there at eight.

[trof]

9. Whoa! You can leave the toilet seat UP!

For a few days.
;-)

[Kajsa]

10. Taterguy, what in the hell are you drinking?

skull and crossbones?



Man, that applied to every alcoholic beverage I evah put
into my system!

:)