I just opened a Double Stuff Oreo & the creme fell onto the carpet in one piece. What should I do?

[Orrex]

[DarkTirade]

1. Eat it. Just eat it.

Oh oreo... oh oreo... oh oreo... the white stuff.

[quip]

2. Wow. Just wow.

I'll pray for you.

[TZ]

3. You know about the 5 second rule right?

If its only been on the floor for 5 seconds...On the other hand..You have a cat...and little kids...soooo....
:scared:

[Orrex]

5. Good point!

My wife keeps a commendably clean house, but four Avatars of Entropy (two boys and two cats) make for a lot of chaos.

[rug]

7. This entire thread is a tribute to entropy.

[Cabcere]

13. Status: Busted!

:hi: I saw an episode of Mythbusters where they tested the 5-second rule, and determined that length of time on the floor has nothing to do with how many germs, dirt particles, etc. gets picked up. x(

Edited to add: I totally still use it, though. :P

[supernova]

4. Dance around it to Rick Astley

[Orrex]

6. That would probably infuriate me if I didn't still have you on Ignore

[AlCzervik]

8. did you pick it up with the 5 second rule?

me, i'd eat it.

[SoxFan]

9. I have 2 cats...

and no sense of shame or hygiene. One of the three of us would take care of it in short order.

[Dr. Strange]

10. Create a new religion based on worshipping this pile of cream.

Write hymns for it using melodies from Pink Floyd songs.
Wear robes festooned with pop tarts to celebrate the cream pile holidays.
Go out and find seven disciples and train them in the Way of the Oreo Cream.
And get me a Suzy-Q while you're out.

[Orrex]

11. That might be the dirtiest thing I've ever read on DU

What's wrong with being...

Oh, never mind.

[TZ]

12. Psst

My nickname amoung some chosen associates is Suzy-Q...So yeah. DuStrange is a Pev....:rofl:

[quip]

16. Well, *I* prefer SueZ...

You're sure a DUzy, Suzy! :D

[Orrex]

27. Like the canal? Or like dyslexic Greek mythology?

BTB, did you hear that Turtlensue appeared in a photo spread in GQ in an homage to Lindsay Lohan?

[TZ]

28. Oh my STARS

I thought that was a state secret.....:rofl:

[quip]

29. As in Sue ZOOT

(NOW you need to watch Monty Python & The Holy Grail!) But here is a primer clip:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=7KexudBb_oc&feature=related

I didn't hear about the GQ spread. I've only just seen her nekkid hot tub exposé!

[TZ]

33. enlightening...

Thank you for the cue in. And yes, I have heard from many many that the Holy Grail is a great movie. That might be the next movie night here (and since we have a winter storm coming, that might be rather soon)

[quip]

34. Holy Grail is not a "great movie". It is a

GREAT MOVIE

Now, go buy it! That is all. :P

[Dr. Strange]

37. You haven't seen "Holy Grail?"

Oh my. Get thee out and watch it!

[Dr. Strange]

18. I am NOT a pev--I have a brain! And I use it like a true professional!

[TZ]

20. BWAHAHAHA!

Visual proof that the old chestnut about men not thinking with their heads but with other organs is true!
:rofl:

[Orrex]

22. Great. Now my thread will be locked at first glans.

Incidentally, a friend of mine once declared that "It does its thinking for me."

[TZ]

24. .........

:spray:
I think the lunar eclipse is bringing out EVERYONE's inner pev....:D

[Orrex]

26. I have thousands of links

PROVING that the full moon causes an upswing in crimes and accidents and werewolves and eye/pizza-pie injuries.

[quip]

31. Yes, well, if it's on the internets, then you have no argument from me!

(unless you pay)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=teMlv3ripSM

[suninvited]

30. that is scary

it made me shudder....

[quip]

14. BAAAAAAH!!!!ELEVENS!!

Halfway to your first quotation and a balk???? That's akin to coitus interruptus! :rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

17. That's akin to coitus interruptus?

Dude, yet another hit just waiting to be written!

[quip]

19. DoubleDm again?

:rofl:

[Kutjara]

15. It's the filling from a Double-Stuffed Oreo.

Do I need to tell you how to breathe, too? Sheesh.

[Orrex]

21. Forgive me

When it hit the floor, I panicked.


I'm so ashamed...

[A HERETIC I AM]

23. Everybody needs to shore up their immune system.

find a 4 week old bit of toast that fell on the floor, use it as a topping and eat that puppy!

[MediaBabe]

25. Well that was easy.

Yum.

[TreasonousBastard]

32. Race the dog for it, but...

back off if he drools on it.

[demmiblue]

35. Take out three or four more Double Suffed Oreos, scrap off the creme...

sandwich all the cremes together, including the rogue creme, and pop the mass into your mouth. Now the ratio of germs per creme has been drastically reduced, thus eliminating your dilemma. However, said advice is null and void if carpet fibers, or other nasties, are present. Enjoy!

[GoneOffShore]

36. Call the EPA

Your carpet is now a Superfund site.

[unpossibles]

38. get a dog nt