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Thu Feb-21-08 12:11 PM
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| Me: "Hi (customer's first name)..I notice we didn't get your last name on your order... |
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can you tell me so I can put it in our system?"
Customer: "Sure, it's K-U-N-T....Z"
Me: :o
Note to customer: You really, REALLY shouldn't pause there.
:rofl:
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Thu Feb-21-08 12:12 PM
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Thu Feb-21-08 12:24 PM
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| 2. sorry, I couldn't avoid it... |
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"I'm Dr. Kuntz, the new gynecologist in town."
Years ago I found a Dr. Rectanus in the Boston phone book and wondered if he was a proctologist. :rofl:
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Thu Feb-21-08 12:25 PM
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| 3. Two of our big gynos in town are Dr. Bush and Dr. Wooley! |
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I am waiting for them to team up with the Wooley Bush clinic!
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Thu Feb-21-08 12:27 PM
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| 4. My first job was at a video store, and we'd call people to remind them to bring in tapes |
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Anyway, I was just told to call and say "Is this the XXX residence" then tell them they were late for this and that movie.
One of the regulars had the last name "Dummy" so I called up and said "Is this the dummy residence" and all I hear is laughter, then the guy telling everyone else at the house what I'd just said and there was more laughter.
Then they'd come in and rip on the dummy residence guy. Good fun.
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Thu Feb-21-08 01:39 PM
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Thu Feb-21-08 01:42 PM
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| 6. One of my favorite names in baseball history. |
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Just behind Urban Shocker and Billy McCool.
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Thu Feb-21-08 01:45 PM
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| 8. pronounced /kuːnts/ with an "oo" sound |
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Edited on Thu Feb-21-08 01:46 PM by PeaceNikki
Thanks, Wikipedia! :thimbsup:
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Thu Feb-21-08 01:55 PM
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There was even a song named after him. :hi:
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Thu Feb-21-08 02:15 PM
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| 11. THESE are the best names in baseball! |
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Thu Feb-21-08 01:42 PM
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| 7. As God as my witness (I thought turkeys could fly...) |
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As God as my witness (I thought turkeys could fly...), there was an actual person from one of our satellite sales offices named, 'Rusty Pussey'. I can only imagine what his grade and middle school days were like....
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Thu Feb-21-08 01:49 PM
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| 9. a bear walked walked into a bar, and said, "bartender, ...... I'd like a beer" |
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the bartender replied, "sure, but what's with the big pause?"
ba da BUMP! CRash! Thank you, thank you.
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