Let's just say Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama start a band

[Taverner]

It's obvious she'd be on keyboards (she plays piano), and Barack would be on Guitar?

Edwards on drums (I think) and Biden on Bass.

Whaddya think?

[trof]

1. I see Barack on stand up bass.

boomp boompa boompa boompa boompa boomp boomp boomp

[Taverner]

2. like the guy from Morphine?

That would be cool!

And I could just hear Hillary wailing out "Buena Buena!" (with her hubby on Sax of course!)

[Greyskye]

3. Kerry on guitar, Bill Clinton on sax, and Barack on vocals

Gotta go w/ your strengths! :D

[taterguy]

4. Caucasians shouldn't play keyboards unless they're named Jerry Lee Lewis

Sorry if that sounds racist but it just doesn't work.

[Taverner]

5. Two words: Page McConnell

Two more words: Jon Lord

And two more words: Keith Godchaux

[Greyskye]

13. Four more words: Bruce Hornsby, Vince Welnick

As long as we've got a Grateful Dead theme going...

[SKKY]

6. I agree...

...like white guys with barbed-wire tattoos around their arm, or white girls with corn-rows.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

7. Keyboards or piano?

If we're extending this to piano, then of course you'd be wrong, because there are plenty of good white pianists. Bill Evans is a fine example of that.

[taterguy]

11. It's not about being "good"

It's just that white people inevitably look like dorks when they play keyboards and/or piano.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

14. Ah, I see.

Evans was extremely dorky, yes. :D

[mitchum]

24. But in a weird ways Evans' genius was rooted in a dorkiness

granted, dorkiness turned inside out...
That said, he remains cooler than me
(and most could be)
in a hundred lives

[mitchum]

18. Or Ian Stewart

[taterguy]

22. I forgot about Stewart

Anyone too ugly to be in the Stones gets on the list of white guys that can play keyboards.

[mitchum]

25. "But...but...but...it's a different kind of ugly!"

[Dr. Strange]

19. Viv Savage?

[philosophie_en_rose]

8. Kucinich on cow bell?

:bounce:

[Taverner]

9. Ahhh the Kuch has to be at least a drummer

He does have that drummer "look"

[philosophie_en_rose]

10. I think he can handle all percussion instruments.

:)

[Orsino]

21. (Mutilated) cow bell.

That's all the engineers would allow us to hear. And he'd be edited out of the single, of course.

[Shakespeare]

12. No. It'll make Altamont look like a freaking tea party.

'Cause the fans will slaughter each other (if GDP is any indication).

[mitchum]

20. LMAO!!!

very well done
unfortunately true, but still really funny :)

[Bucky]

15. I see Biden in miniskirt bouncing a tambourine off his hip

I should see a shrink instead

[madinmaryland]

16. Well, he is from DELAWARE!!1!!

:hide:

[Fire Walk With Me]

17. They would form the band "X".

Exene Cervenka and John Doe.

[DarkTirade]

23. The Candidates... sounds like a decent band name.

Question is, could they all march to the beat of the same drummer?