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Thu Feb-21-08 06:13 PM
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Lines John McCain used to seduce Vicki Iseman? |
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"I'll stay in YOU 100 years, baby!"
"You wanna see the Keating Five ... inches?"
I have another one but I think it's too tasteless even for DU.... :evilgrin:
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Thu Feb-21-08 06:14 PM
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Thu Feb-21-08 06:48 PM
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2. Did Reinhard Put You Up To This>? |
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Thu Feb-21-08 07:14 PM
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His name sounds kind of sleazy, come to think of it. "Hey, baby, you give me such a reinhard."
:hi:
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Thu Feb-21-08 07:28 PM
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17. You are on a roll today!!!! |
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Jack Ohman put you up to that one????????? :rofl: :rofl: :hi:
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Thu Feb-21-08 07:32 PM
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Maybe it's that sunshine we had today ... combined with the effects of the lunar eclipse ...
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Fri Feb-22-08 03:34 AM
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Edited on Fri Feb-22-08 03:35 AM by temeah
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Thu Feb-21-08 06:49 PM
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3. Don't worry babe, you can't get pregnant... |
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Thu Feb-21-08 07:05 PM
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Thu Feb-21-08 06:54 PM
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4. He Straight Whispered sweet nothings in her ear |
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while his wife was in the hospital
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Thu Feb-21-08 07:01 PM
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5. Wanna be part of Operation Enduring Romance, bebbeh? |
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Thu Feb-21-08 07:05 PM
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7. I've got a barrel full of pork with your name on it, baby. n/t |
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Thu Feb-21-08 07:05 PM
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8. Straight talk about hummuna, hummuna baby!!1!! |
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Thu Feb-21-08 07:06 PM
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9. "Want some pork in your barrel?" |
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Thu Feb-21-08 07:09 PM
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10. "Wanna see my saguaro?" |
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Thu Feb-21-08 07:09 PM
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11. Hey Vicky!! Let's go porky-pigging!!1!! I got's my viagra!! |
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Thu Feb-21-08 07:10 PM
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12. How about some private financing after dark? |
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Thu Feb-21-08 07:13 PM
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13. Okay. Here is the one I didn't post. What the hell. I've had a glass of wine: |
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"Just because I can't lift my arms doesn't mean other parts of me don't go up."
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Thu Feb-21-08 07:14 PM
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14. He denied there was romance, so he probably didn't use lines - he cut straight to the bottom line |
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"Hey baby, if you give me some, I'll make sure to pressure the FCC for you"
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Thu Feb-21-08 07:14 PM
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15. Are you looking for a position on my staff? |
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Thu Feb-21-08 07:51 PM
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Thu Feb-21-08 07:44 PM
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19. I think you're giving him wa-aaay too much credit. |
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"Seduce"? Oh please. Like that stupid, obnoxious old windbag could seduce a woman with ANY line.
Let's just call it what it is: a textbook example of Republican politics; illegal and hypocritical quid pro quo.
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Thu Feb-21-08 10:25 PM
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it was a good excuse to make some really bad pee pee jokes ... :hide:
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Thu Feb-21-08 10:31 PM
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31. Oh. Well in THAT case... |
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Thu Feb-21-08 07:50 PM
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20. "Wanna see my warhead, baby??" |
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"It's funded by Viagra!"
rowwwwrrrrr.
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Thu Feb-21-08 07:52 PM
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22. My party doesn't understand me. |
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Thu Feb-21-08 07:56 PM
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Thu Feb-21-08 07:55 PM
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23. No, I have NOT been eating shit |
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Thu Feb-21-08 07:56 PM
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24. How about I plaster your face? Cindy mistook that as getting her face plastic wrapped |
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I don't know how she breathes...
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Thu Feb-21-08 07:57 PM
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26. Hey, just like me in Vietnam, we're both too late to abort |
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so whaddaya say we get it on?
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Thu Feb-21-08 08:40 PM
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27. You look familiar, are you from Stepford by any chance? |
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Thu Feb-21-08 10:26 PM
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30. "Ever tube the Salt naked?" |
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Thu Feb-21-08 10:32 PM
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32. He'd straight talk her like this |
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"you want my help get me 2 viagra and suck on this thing"
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Thu Feb-21-08 10:37 PM
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33. Either this thread gets locked or JeffR gives it a DUzy award! |
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(Can he do both?)
I'm laughing so hard my sides hurt!
Funny, funnier, funniest thread I've ever read --
Have a great day tomorrow, everyone.
Radio Lady (in excellent shape and recovering from surgery)
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Thu Feb-21-08 11:10 PM
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Glad you're recovering nicely! :toast:
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Thu Feb-21-08 11:22 PM
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37. Thanks for the toast, Oregonian. Yeah, I'm doing better tonight. |
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Edited on Thu Feb-21-08 11:23 PM by Radio_Lady
Good news is my husband went to work out at the gym today. Tonight, he's out with our son-in-law for a beer at some restaurant in Beaverton. Gotta allow for those spaces in our togetherness.
I had a beer for dinner tonight, just for pleasure!
Good night and good luck! See y'all tomorrow...
Radio Lady Ellen
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Thu Feb-21-08 11:10 PM
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34. "How'd you like a taste of Pure McCain Sugar?" |
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Thu Feb-21-08 11:12 PM
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36. "How'd you like a taste of Pure McCain, Sugar?" |
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Just a slight change...
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Fri Feb-22-08 01:26 AM
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38. I just stole Bob Dole's pills. Time to make the Iseman cometh! |
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Fri Feb-22-08 11:00 AM
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:spray:
You're good...Very good. :applause:
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Fri Feb-22-08 01:36 AM
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39. 'My plane went down, and so do I' |
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(*extends arms*)
(*runs around room*)
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo*BOOM*
GAH! MAYDAY!!! MAYDAY!!! MOOOOOOOOOMIEEEEEEEE!!!
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Fri Feb-22-08 11:02 AM
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Fri Feb-22-08 02:52 AM
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40. I imagine it was the other way around. |
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"Be a good boy, Johnie, and take off your pants for me..."
"Yes, ma'am!"
"Let's talk about telecommunications, Johnie..."
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I'd imagine a little more but then I'd :puke:
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Fri Feb-22-08 03:35 AM
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Fri Feb-22-08 04:00 AM
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43. Want to see my "other" wattle? |
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Fri Feb-22-08 11:02 AM
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46. Now that is a visual I don't need. |
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Fri Feb-22-08 12:06 PM
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47. "Once you go POW, you're gonna me-OW!" |
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"Want to be part of a sordid and pathetic third marriage?"
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