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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-22-08 04:08 AM
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Poll question: Haiku or Filthy Limericks?
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Adsos Letter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-22-08 04:13 AM
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1. Not filthy, but the following has stuck in my mind, lo these many years...
"On the breasts of a barmaid from Sale,
were tattooed all the prices of ale,
and on her behind,
for the sake of the blind,
was the same information, but in braille..."

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The Animator Donating Member (999 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-22-08 04:30 AM
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2. Read this on a T-Shirt
Haikus are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator
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Connonym Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-22-08 07:49 AM
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7. ooh I love that!
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Barking Spider Donating Member (200 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-22-08 07:35 AM
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3. Whats wrong with filthy Haiku?
Sorry, no examples!
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-22-08 07:45 AM
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6. see my post #4
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-22-08 07:44 AM
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4. dirty haiku
to her knees she falls
her mouth caresses softly
seed flows on her face
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hellbound-liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-22-08 07:44 AM
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5. There was a gay boy of Khartoum...
Who took a lesbian up to his room.
But they argued all night
Over who had the right,
To do what, with which, and to whom.
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