Where do you go?

[Bucky]

And don't say "the bathroom." That's just ordinary.

[NaturalHigh]

1. If I'm at work...

it's the auxiliary command center or the corner office. At home, I'm going to "take care of some personal business."

[Tektonik]

2. the bathroom

[DS1]

3. Since I never ever waver from the DU Rules, ever since the first locked

bodily function thread, I've never shit, pissed, farted, burped or cum.

Some day, when they let me be a mod, I'll finally let it all out. When that happens, I'll take a trip to the shithouse.

[Bucky]

4. I'm bookmarking this response, in case you ever make moderator

Then I'll have you impeached. Or I'll blackmail ya into bringing back the kudzu

[NaturalHigh]

5. Do you actually have a shithouse?

I went to a barber a few years back who actually had one with a Sears and Roebuck catalog inside.

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. Maybe you've never 'cum'

But have you ever been in "luv"?

[DS1]

9. ahh ya cockney bastid

cmon luv, givus a kiss then

[YankeyMCC]

6. "I gotta hit the head."

is my usual saying...got it from my Dad.

[Bucky]

10. Yep, I started using that a year back (inspired by Battlestar Gallactica)

I don't know why anyone ever needs to know that information, and yet I tell 'em anyway.

[kwassa]

7. Hither and Yon

[FlyingSquirrel]

11. As ANYONE with kids knows,

I'm going potty. Be right back.

[harmonicon]

12. I say....

"I'm gonna go pee. It's gonna be awesome. I pee everyday".

[lumberjack_jeff]

13. The euphemism.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0183288/plotsummary

[Turbineguy]

14. Drain

the Lizard?

[SOteric]

15. Funny you should ask.

I was on C-131 flying over Afghanistan, there was a whole row of empty stalls, a veritable 'to-go' heaven, when all of a sudden I felt a draft...

[Zorro]

16. The Library

[supernova]

17. The Restroom

of course.

Or the Ladies' Room.

:blush:

;-)

[Omphaloskepsis]

19. I'm a restroom kinda guy.

[supernova]

20. Yay!

That sounds so quaint now.

[hippywife]

18. The library.

[mitchum]

21. The loo

[Inchworm]

22. Brb - goin to take a leak

I rarly refer to the location. I sometimes piss off the porch, by a tree, on a tire, so stating the location gets tricky.

Other

:P

[ironflange]

23. its called a restroom

so our household euphemism is rest

ie

i have to go rest

or

im stopping here for a bit

does anybody else have to rest