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Sat Feb-23-08 02:36 PM
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"Here's a picture of me when I was younger." "All pictures of you are from when you were younger". |
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Sat Feb-23-08 02:38 PM
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1. It's later than it's ever been. |
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Sat Feb-23-08 02:45 PM
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"If you see me with nine apples fuckin' bag 'em up!"
He was awesome.
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Sat Feb-23-08 03:22 PM
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3. I always order the Club sandwich, even though I'm not a member. |
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Sat Feb-23-08 03:29 PM
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4. "Rice is great for when you're hungry and you want 2,000 of something." |
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Sat Feb-23-08 03:32 PM
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5. I'm sick of chasing my dreams. |
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I'm just gonna ask them where they're going and hook up with them later. :rofl:
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Sat Feb-23-08 03:38 PM
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6. I play sports -- no I don't, what the fuck? |
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I was walking down the street with my friend and he said, "I hear music", as if there is any other way you can take it in. You're not special, that's how I receive it too. I tried to taste it but it did not work.
I saw a commercial on late night TV, it said,"Forget everything you know about slipcovers." So I did. And it was a load off my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell me slipcovers, and I didn't know what the hell they were.
Mitch! A Strange and wonderful man.
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abq e streeter
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Sat Feb-23-08 03:45 PM
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7. "What time is it?" " You mean right now?" |
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the great Zen master Yogi Berra
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Sat Feb-23-08 03:57 PM
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9. More sage advice from the master..."The future ain't what it used to be" |
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"You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there."
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Sat Feb-23-08 03:55 PM
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8. My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, |
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I said "No, but I want a regular banana later, so, yeah."
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Sat Feb-23-08 03:58 PM
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10. I saw a wino eating grapes. |
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I said. "Hey, man..you gotta wait!"
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Sat Feb-23-08 04:12 PM
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11. " I put carwax on my cold sore" |
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" I don't know if it helped" " but it did make it more shiny and noticeable"
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Sat Feb-23-08 09:17 PM
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12. I think it's carmex he's talking about. |
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That is a funny bit, though!
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Sun Feb-24-08 11:23 AM
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My hearing is shot to hell!
:rofl: Thanks for the correction.
;) :hi:
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Sat Feb-23-08 09:25 PM
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13. I wanna hang a map of the world in my house |
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Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down.
:wtf:
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Sat Feb-23-08 09:25 PM
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14. I miss that dude. He sure was funny! |
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