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mondo joe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-24-08 12:28 AM
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The Spongebob Squarepants Musical Thermometer - Oral, Underarm or Rectal Use
That just doesn't seem necessary.
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qb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-24-08 12:47 AM
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1. There is something so wrong about this...
"Hold still, son, while I shove Spongebob up your ass."
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-24-08 03:10 AM
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4. The narrow end goes in first!
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ThatsMyBarack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-24-08 01:10 AM
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2. I was dumb enough to look.
I can't believe those things still get shoved up butts nowadays. :scared:
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mondo joe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-24-08 09:54 AM
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6. But it....plays music. What feverish person wouldn't want the Spongebob tune to
reverberate out their ass?
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-24-08 01:13 AM
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3. AND it plays the theme song!
Somebody's totally getting one for his birthday. :rofl:
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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-24-08 03:23 AM
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5. Notice SpongeBob is playing his nose on the package
And we thought Disney was phallic in their intentions!
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-24-08 10:37 AM
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7. I'll really worry when the Nip N' Tuck thermometer hits the market.
Edited on Sun Feb-24-08 10:37 AM by SalmonChantedEvening
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