So I'm watching the Miri episode of Star-trek right now, and I must say that Kirk is giving off a...

[JVS]

pretty creepy vibe in his relationship with the 300 odd year old Miri who is just entering puberty.

[ZombieNixon]

1. The secret to Kirk is not to think to hard about him.

[Deja Q]

2. Well, he was 33 at the time and she was closer to 20... maybe even 25.

Case in point: Sophie Aldred. When she played a 15 year girl in "Doctor Who", was was 25. She's current 46 and looks 36.

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. You can't trust Grumps!

BONK BONK onna head! BONK BONK!

[Deja Q]

4. Well that sounds purdy durty too...

:spray:

[edbermac]

5. No more BLAH BLAH BLAH!!

Priceless Shatner moment!

[Parche]

22. blah blah blah

one of the most well written episodes.......:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Maybe he will play a 'fooly' with her? :shrug:

[MilesColtrane]

6. You know Kirk.

His motto has always been, if there's grass on the gravitorb field, it's "Play Ball!"

[DarkTirade]

7. And in the case of green women

sometimes it actually IS grass.

[MilesColtrane]

10. Kirk has bagged more green tail than a peacock.

[jberryhill]

11. Oh, you dirty man

Your species show much promise. Someday, your species will be mature enough to be funny.

[jberryhill]

8. Kirk has three solutions to any problem

1. Try to outrun it, but then the engines break and it'll take a week just to get 'er goin' agin.

2. Find its power source and disable it.

3. Seduce it.

If the problem is in any way female, he'll skip right to number 3.

He has seduced things which are barely humanoid.

[MrScorpio]

9. Kirk has one solution to a problem caused by a renegade computer:

Confuse it to death by talking to it

[Babel_17]

12. Did you know which actress plays her?

It's kind of neat.

[rug]

13. Kim Darby

[mondo joe]

14. "Back on the ship I used try to get you to look at my legs... Captain! Look at my legs!"

Oh the things those poor actresses had to say.... :shudder:

[JVS]

17. The best was when Yeoman Colt had to listen to the Talosians discuss her...

"unusually strong female drives" 2:30

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgxWKKz53fc&feature=related

[taterguy]

15. Damnit I haven't watched that episode yet

Would it kill you to put a spoiler alert in your header?

Some people have no manners whatsoever

[JVS]

16. I did not spoil it. I barely said anything that happens

Welcome to ignore, asshole!

;-)

[Iggo]

18. It's been on since 1962 or so.

Spoiler? I don't think so.

[taterguy]

20. A spoiler is a spoiler

I don't give a flying fuck if the episode was broadcast before television was invented.

I haven't gotten around to watching it yet.

I'm a busy man and don't tolerate breaches of common courtesy.

[Iggo]

23. Fuck your common courtesy.

Go eat fuck.

[JVS]

21. It's a running joke that Taterguy and I have

[mondo joe]

19. Here's a more recent image of Ms. Darby