Give BlueIris advice. Any advice.

[BlueIris]

Come on, you know you want to.

[Bunny]

1. The Lord loves a working man. Don't trust whitey.

See a doctor and get rid of it.

[lightningandsnow]

2. Wear a scarf

That is all.

[RainDog]

3. never trust anyone over thirty

minutes on a telemarketer call

[RetroLounge]

4. Write in form first, then go free verse.

:hi:

RL

[LiberalEsto]

5. Always wear clean underwear

and brush after meals

[kedrys]

6. Never cook bacon while naked

Just. Don't. Do. It. :P

[tigereye]

7. buy low, sell high?

[miss_american_pie]

8. Mind the gap

[Radio_Lady]

28. Saw that on a T-shirt in Boston and had no idea what it meant...

until we went to London!

(There is a fairly big space between the subway trains in the UNDERGROUND/TUBE and the edge of the platform at some of the stations. If you don't watch it, you could lose something down there, but we never found it took TOO big a leap!)

[applegrove]

9. Cover your orange juice in the fridge. Or the vitamins will all escape.

[Richardo]

10. "Don't do anything stupid"

I've actually received this advice before, for all the good it did me. :eyes:

[Redbear]

11. Resist the urge ...

to go in GD:P.

[LiberalEsto]

12. My mother's advice when I left for college

Don't get pregnant, don't get arrested, and don't get addicted to drugs.

[blockhead]

13. remove your socks before you take a bath.

[Forkboy]

14. "Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day."

Harry Truman

[KitchenWitch]

15. Tuck a buck a day away

[Maddy McCall]

16. Stay away from neutral websites.

[Rosemary2205]

17. Dance - yes, even in the elevator.

[x-g.o.p.er]

18. Never pet a burning dog

Ever.

[UTUSN]

19. Why do you post poetry threads and not reply?!1 n/t

[BlueIris]

20. What?

I post lots of replies in those threads.

[Zephyrbird]

21. Don't do anything I wouldn't do.

BUT I didn't mean THAT particular thing...

errr. Or that one either.

And forget this one, you can't do that!

::mumbles:: And forget that one, you're too young...

As for the rest of it, okay!

Zephyrmother

[otherlander]

22. Don't disrespect the pot smokers.

Unless they're mean to small animals.

[Zhade]

23. Don't take any wooden stakes to the heart.

I mean, if you're a vampire, of course.

[DarkTirade]

25. They're very unhealthy for vampires

but for regular humans they can help clear up your complexion nicely.

[TreasonousBastard]

24. Forget everyone's advice and once in a while...

just go out and have a good time.

[Radio_Lady]

26. Enjoy the blue skies in Oregon. (If you are in the part that has blue skies!)

This has been a beautiful weekend.

Hope it continues for you folks. We're headed to Hawaii and the heat.

[reformedrepub]

27. unload your gun

before you tuck in the front of your pants!!!

[libnnc]

29. Never put Gold Bond lotion on your privates. n/t

[Adams Wulff]

30. To thine own self be true

[meegbear]

31. Whatever you do, don't fuck it up.

[Lady Freedom]

32. You want advice? OK here is some.

Never give advice!

[kwassa]

33. Don't chew your nails, especially if you are a carpenter.