Clown Embalming

[MilesColtrane]

Question: Is it ever really possible to use too much rouge?

And, if you did, would it make the deceased look funny?

[ashling]

1. Just make sure they don't

smell funny

[MilesColtrane]

3. Actually, the first thing I'd do if I had to embalm a clown...

...would be to make sure the motherfucker was REALLY dead, with extreme prejudice.


:shudder:

[Ikonoklast]

2. I was in a plane crash years ago, high up in the Andes

We had to resort to cannabalism to survive, but no one ate the one clown we had on board.

Someone gave it a try, but they said he tasted funny.

[ashling]

4. Did you survive?

because that joke was DOA
:rofl:

[Ikonoklast]

5. It was a close thing, because I keep Kosher

And there weren't too many choices to pick from.

And eating the Latins gave me heartburn. Spicy, you know.