What should Skinner do with GD:P after the primaries are over?

[MilesColtrane]

[DS1]

1. Chernobyl sarcophagus

and never ever speak of it again

[Tyler Durden]

5. Perfect. Thank you.

[MilesColtrane]

6. But those things leak over time.

Maybe we can take up a collection to launch it into the center of the sun just to be safe.

[DS1]

7. not the edge of the sun?

that sounds expensive

[MilesColtrane]

10. Maybe we can get a deal on PriceLine and at least get it to Venus.

A couple thousand years of sulfuric acid rain might just get rid of the stench.

[Capn Sunshine]

16. excellent

was thinking the same thing.
Except burn it in thermite first

[MrCoffee]

2. Salt the earth so that nothing may ever grow there again.

[fizzgig]

25. that is the only option

[Tyler Durden]

3. I'd say burn it down, but the smoke would qualify as toxic waste.

Delete the motherfucker, and tighten up the rules so this never happens again.

Shit, the HOUSE will start running for office AGAIN in less than 2 years.

[SKKY]

4. I'll bring the chocolate and graham crackers...

...we'll make smores!

[TZ]

8. Slap a biohazardous waste sticker on it..

and autoclave it...to sterilize it from all the shit that covers it...:)

[LSK]

9. GD:Graveyard

Because there are bound to be plenty of Tombstones.

[Jamastiene]

23. Best.Idea.Yet.

Yes, I can see it now.

Here lies GD:P What the HELL were we thinking?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

11. My dear MilesColtrane...

I voted "other..."

It will return to being GD/Politics...

As it was before the primary season began...

Nothing needs to be done to it...

Or with it...

:shrug:

[MilesColtrane]

14. At the least call in an exorcist, or some hippies with crystals or something...

...before changing the signage.

Otherwise, we'll all still feel a slight chill and sense of foreboding in there.

Maybe there's some kind of Native American cleansing ritual?

[mainegreen]

12. Stuff it and mount it on the wall over his fireplace.

[BarenakedLady]

13. Are they vegetarian marshmellows?

:shrug:

[laconicsax]

15. Other: It'll probably go back to GD: Politics

Either that or it'll turn into GD: Sour Grapes

[FVZA_Colonel]

33. I suppose we'd have the candidate forums for the later.

At least, until those get deleted as well.

[Bake]

17. Burn it, dredge it fifty feet deep, and blast the shes/dirt into space

Build a protective barrier around the pit for at least a thousand years. With armed guards.

Bake

[Pacifist Patriot]

18. I figured we'd finally found a good use for napalm.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

19. Move it to the Doomsday Seed Vault?

[underpants]

20. Use it's energy to beckon Satan

SATAN!!!

[krispos42]

36. WHAT?!?!?!?!?

Jesus Christ, man, I'm BUSY! I'm knee deep in adding a new level! Those neo-cons breed like rabits..

[unpossibles]

21. composting

I think plants could use most of what's in there.

[Adsos Letter]

22. adopt a "scorched earth" policy...

as the whole DU community retreats to safer lines...

[NewJeffCT]

24. Send them back to work as extras in Hollywood zombie movies like "I Am Legend"

or something like that.

[mainegreen]

26. Also, tossing it into a black hole would be highly effective.

[hippywife]

27. Entomb all the haters in there

for eternity, maybe? :shrug:

[rug]

28. Donate it to the Legacy Wing of the Bush Library.

[Ikonoklast]

29. Skinner needs a young priest, and an old priest.

He better start stocking up now on the Holy Water, exorcising the Demons from GD:P will take an oceans' worth.

[Lady Freedom]

38. Shhhh! Don't warn them! Too late!

[tjwash]

30. Blast it with clorox and scrub it with a wire brush

Then try to sell it to some repubs as slightly used

[youthere]

31. Hell..he could sell it to them as is...it would look like home to them.

[Xipe Totec]

32. Blow out the votive candles and erase the pentagram n/t

[FloridaJudy]

34. Sunlight, holy water, some garlic, a crucifix

And a couple of gross of wooden stakes might do it.

Skinner might want to consult with Von Helsing first, though. Those things have a nasty way of coming back.

[CreekDog]

35. Put them in the tiger exhibit at the SF Zoo

They've improved it so that you can't escape now.

(oh yeah, and remove the tigers for the animals' safety)

[Babel_17]

37. Arrange it so that when you click the link

on its last day you're taken to a picture of Bob Newhart waking up with Suzanne Pleshette. You realize it was all a dream.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Newhart#Sitcoms

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

39. Freeze it in Carbonite

and hang it on the wall.

Thaw it out in 2012, if McCain is Prez. Otherwise, thaw it in 2016.

:hi:

[Lady Freedom]

40. I can't see Skinner with a black cape.

Just don't see a resemblance?

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

41. Don't need a black cape to like Carbonite

:rofl:

[FloridaJudy]

42. Take off and nuke it from space.

It's the only way to be sure.

[Serial Mom]

43. Could he burn it now?