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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-27-08 05:49 PM
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i am SO toxic
like Britney, but with out the shaved coochie.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-27-08 05:54 PM
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1. Oh GREAT.
Thanks for that earworm. :eyes:






















I'm so lying... I like that song!
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-27-08 05:56 PM
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2. nice imagery
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-27-08 05:57 PM
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3. So then, you're saying
that your coochie is, uh...as the Lord made it?
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FlyingSquirrel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-27-08 05:58 PM
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4. Have you ever shaved your coochie?
Not to hijack the thread.....

:P

I did a few times, but it's so annoying when it starts growing back in. Very itchy, and besides it's just too difficult to do certain, um, parts without cutting them.
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racaulk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-27-08 06:19 PM
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7. You get better with practice, trust me.
After you've done it for a while, it's as easy as shaving your face, so you don't nick yourself as much. If you can do it in the shower where it's warm and moist and your skin is relaxed, it's much easier to shave. And if you maintain the area regularly, it won't itch. Just don't shave the thick area "up top" and itching shouldn't be a problem, you can use scissors to trim that area up...but be careful!!!

Too much information? :P
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FlyingSquirrel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-27-08 06:56 PM
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9. Much!
O well I asked

:silly:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-27-08 08:54 PM
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10. Tell us your SSN...
and I think we will officially know everything there is to know about you.

:evilgrin:
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racaulk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-27-08 10:52 PM
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15. Not on your life, sport.
But otherwise, yeah, I'm a pretty open book. Just in case that wasn't already obvious... :hi:
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-27-08 06:10 PM
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5. stick a muff in it
:rofl: :rofl:


:hi:
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racaulk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-27-08 06:12 PM
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6. Manscaping, MrCoffee...it's a good thing!
Just sayin...
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-27-08 06:20 PM
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8. yeah, well...
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Cabcere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-27-08 09:13 PM
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11. But do you have a twin?


:shrug:
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-27-08 09:36 PM
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12. I'll say:
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-27-08 09:58 PM
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14. BWAAAAAAAAAAA!!
And he wanted me not to give DUSTRANGE any ideas....:spray:

That's a pink grapefruit isn't it? Just perfect my evul photoshopper friend:popcorn:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-27-08 11:17 PM
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16. Oh. My. God.
It's MrCoffee's Coochfruit.

:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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AwakeAtLast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-27-08 09:53 PM
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13. Hmmmm, that means the C-section scar is intact












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