Words you made up.

[baby_mouse]

Fruntle.

[racaulk]

1. Fud.

What I like to call easy-to-make comfort food, like chili.

[JohnnyLib2]

2. Pissedoffedness

You know, a chronic state of......

[Swede]

3. Geesh

When you don't know whether to say gee or sheesh.

[Richardo]

41. That's very close to my 'Yeeskies'

Derivation unknown, but I use it in the same way.

[quip]

4. Are you sure that isn't just a word you misspelled as in "that's where I got my lobotomy"?

:shrug:

[TZ]

20. Here's one you might appreciate

Courtesy of my mother. My mom and dad divorced when I was young but for a long time my dad would still come out to my mom's house for holidays. This was passover dinner I think. Somehow my mom made some sort of comment which ended up with a word that sounded like schma. Someone said "what's a schma"? My mom's response.."a schma is someone who is married to a schmuck...I used to be one ..."(looking straight at my dad..) ZING!!!
:evilgrin:

[quip]

26. "Why is this night different than all other nights?" "It's the night you get called out for being

a schmuck" :hug: :loveya:

[Catshrink]

5. sonofapieceofshit

it just came out one day.

[youthere]

6. piffle.

"Don't juggle those running chainsaws! You'll cut your arm off!"
"Oh Piffle!"

[bbernardini]

37. Unless you're over 100 years old...

...you didn't invent that one, I think. :) Merriam-Webster dates the use of "piffle" as an intransitive verb to around 1878.

[Forkboy]

7. We can write these in our Fictionary.

:)

[Adsos Letter]

8. ...doingeranngger...

its what those spiral, flexible metal coiled door stops are called...defined by the sound thay make when brushed with the foot...

[SalmonChantedEvening]

9. Faheck

I was 17, I was saying wtf, when I remembered Mom was sitting in the same room.

Kick save. Even she smiled at the acrobatics :)

[Cabcere]

19. Heh, reminds me of something my 17-year-old brother and his friends came up with

So they don't get in trouble for the f-word, they sometimes say, "Oh, fu...cryin' out loud." Worked pretty well until somebody asked, "Who's Ryan?" :crazy: :rofl: :hi:

[SOteric]

10. Gagacious.

[LiberalEsto]

11. Schnork

refers to use of nasal inhaler for allergies

[rug]

12. Criminile

A juvenile delinquent.

[NMDemDist2]

13. GERK

my favorite curse for a while

[Pacifist Patriot]

14. The only two words to survive from the "twin language" my sister and I had...

Snonk: That obnoxious loud sound you make with your nose when you suck up mucus and then swallow it.

Cuella Dress: The full / hoop skirts of period costumes.

No other vocabulary survives from our twin language though my mom now says she wishes she had transcribed it or had a tape recorder on her.

[LynzM]

72. Oh, that's cool....

Would have been neat to be able to hear it! :)

[Ewellian]

15. Not a word, but a phrase...

"male pattern blindness"
I raised 3 sons.
Male pattern blindness is the only possible explanation for the thousands of times I heard "Mom, where's the..." (or "Honey, where's the...." from my husband)
IT'S RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF YOU IN PLAIN SIGHT!

[A HERETIC I AM]

16. Congesterized

As in "when I have a cold, I gets all congesterized".

[Cabcere]

17. I've made up several, but right now the word (or rather phrase) that comes to mind is

"weasel-fucking rat-bastard." :shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

28. ...

Any insult with "weasel" AND two hyphens is almost worthy of the Abuse Clinic. :rofl:

[Cabcere]

29. Why, thank you!

:blush: That is indeed a high honor. :D :hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

33. Seriously

That made me burst into laughter — no doubt because "weasel" is one of my personal favorites for use in insults or other terms of disparagement. :D

I think I kinda lifted it from Dave Barry, though, as in, "Who voted for this clown? Weasels?"

It's just a funny word, like "bus" or "Buick."

[Cabcere]

34. I've been reading Dave Barry books since I was, like, six years old.

Seriously. I think that explains a lot about me, lol... :rofl: :hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

35. Have you read 'Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys'?

I think it's his funniest — but, more importantly, it's all true. :blush:

[Cabcere]

39. Yep

and yet, I'm still single. :shrug: :P haha.

Actually, I think my parents gave that book to my cousin as part of her wedding present a few years ago. :P

[Oeditpus Rex]

42. Know why you're still single?

Because when you had calcification in your pullet beam header grommets, you called... Steve.



:cry:

[Cabcere]

48. Ahahahahaha

:rofl: Well played, sir. :hi:

[mainegreen]

18. Fleh

[Xipe Totec]

21. Psycophant

Ok, so I was not the only one who thought of it.

[Critters2]

22. Explodey.

One day, as I sat in my office, I heard an explodey sound come from the church kitchen. Never did figure out what it was. But believe me, it was explodey!

[lizerdbits]

23. Is fucktastic taken?

Sarcastically used at work when R&D project isn't yielding desired results. Also 'craptastic' when talking to coworkers who might not appreciate fucktastic.

[TZ]

32. How about fuckalicious?

That happens when I "stuff it up" at work....:rofl:

[lizerdbits]

53. I like fucktastic

as in "Well THESE results sure are fucktastic" as you roll your eyes.

[Iris]

66. I morphed fiddle-di-di into fuckity

[quip]

24. I use the term "S & R" a lot. It's short for "sick and wrong".

:P

[TZ]

30. I'm guessing

You use that abbreviation alot!!!:P

[Dr. Strange]

44. TNPII?

I just made it up. Just now. It shall be my new word.
So it is written. So it shall be done.

[quip]

49. That's not possible, is it?

How would one pronounce it? :shrug:

[Dr. Strange]

55. Let me give you some context.

Me: Your tasteless posts are a good indication of the lack of intellectual invention within. Your nippular growth rate cannot even be charted. Your are treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry.

You: TNPII?

[quip]

61. D'uh. Let me know what my penance should be....

:(

[Dr. Strange]

64. Your penance is...

run a marathon...with no nipple tape.

[quip]

67. Ouch! My kingdom for the explanation of that diagram!

:shrug:

[TZ]

68. Oh thats easy...

Just post another picture for DuStrange to photoshop...Bout time somenone else gets a taste of that...;-)
(of course, just in case..here's your normal punishment::spank: -wouldn't want to disappoint)

[Ivan Sputnik]

25. festorus

My father used to use this word, and I think he made it up. It seemed to mean "rear end."

[Rabrrrrrr]

27. shitiot

[Oeditpus Rex]

31. Far, far too many to lexiconerate here

Some of the more recent entries, though:

• Assbucket or fuckbucket

• Fuckpole

• Asspie or fuckpie

• Fuckwrench or asswrench

• Semprini



(You really can't go wrong with "ass" or "fuck" in a compound word.) :)

[unpossibles]

60. I use a lot of those, such as "fucktuplets" (did not make that one up) and "assjockey"

also like using variants of things like dickbag instead of douchebag.

Almost forgot: Fularious = fucking hilarious

[1gobluedem]

36. Grumple stones

My childhood name for brussel sprouts.

[GreenPartyVoter]

38. "Whimming"

Whim is, of course, and actual word. However, I deemed it necessary to verb it.

"where have you been?"

"Oh, we've been out whimming." (Catering to one's whims.)

[Redstone]

40. "Gezortenhaden." It's kind of the same thing as a Framistan.

Redstone

[Rogelio]

43. "table"

I made up the word table, a few millennia ago.

[kedrys]

45. Kissant

A cross between a kiss-ass and a pissant.

A recently coined variation is "fuckant".

And I really wish I'd invented "fucknozzle", but I can't take credit for it. :P

[CaliforniaPeggy]

46. Nagivate...

As in: No, no, you're going the wrong way, dammit!

[margotb822]

47. Snoodle

It's like snuggling and canoodling. Its fun!

[harmonicon]

50. I wouldn't say "made up"

I prefer "developed through research". The best of these words is obviously "ferior".

[Richard Steele]

51. "Lagerjam"

When you're out camping in force, and you put the keg in the stream
to keep it cool, it collects a small pile of sticks and other floating debris.
That's a lagerjam.

[KatyMan]

52. Not me, but

a friend of mine had a word that required a certain response. If he said 'beandish', you were supposed to say 'fordue'. Don't know why.... :)

[Perry Logan]

54. Bumblefutch.

[Iggo]

56. N'uch thing.

A contraction of "no such thing."

My little brother made it up when he was just learning to talk. I still use it.

[flygal]

57. Pucky

it's our word for bread from our daughter.

[unpossibles]

58. slowding - waiting for a really huge file to load (nt)

[electron_blue]

59. Disastrophe

Actually, my little sister made it up when she was 5, but I love it and have totally taken it over as my word.

[baby_mouse]

73. COMPLETELY TRU E WORD!

I'm nicking it.

[Lilyhoney]

62. Photoshopportunity.

[SteppingRazor]

63. Vomilicious.

It's when a meal, often a rich, heavy one with cream-based sauces, is absolutely delicious, but leaves you feeling sick afterward.

[EstimatedProphet]

65. Fuckpuppet.

[Sweet Freedom]

69. Delete, double post. /nt

[Sweet Freedom]

70. Pisappointed

[LynzM]

71. Stripe-a-roni

one of our cats.

And "the Feist-meister", one of my first cats. :)

[soleft]

74. crampaw

[MilesColtrane]

75. Skwamish:

-A game played on a tennis court involving two players and a hacky sack bag.

Yunt:

-General derogatory word used for a person of any gender.

[SarahB]

76. Degoopify

When I have to monitor my pregnant patients, I have to wipe off the ultrasound gel at the end of the monitoring, I often say, "Hang on and I'll get you de-goopified."

[Dr. Strange]

77. Here's a LynneSin original: insultive.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x3199074#3199303

[montanto]

78. crapadelic

[meow2u3]

79. Meowjesty

A cross between "meow" and "majesty", it's a sarcastic title given to either a female cat or a cat or either gender who thinks he or she is royalty and must be treated accordingly.

Example: Her Meowjesty just had kittens. His Meowjesty thinks he can sit on his ass and expect to be petted when he wants it, but God forbid I should disturb his beauty rest.

[geardaddy]

80. Schubers

[x-g.o.p.er]

81. Fuckedupedness

[Lautremont]

82. Blauchup.

blotch-up/n/: a terrible mistake that can never be undone.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

83. Disenfuculate.

Means to "get the fuck out of here".

Un-ass. As in "Will you guys unass the couch so we can go eat?".



Variations on WYSIWYG - Wissi-Wig:

WYSBNFRTWYG - Wizzi-Bonfire- Twig

What You See Bears No Fucking Resemblance To What You Get


WYSBOPRTWYG - Wizzi - Bopper-Twig

What You See Bears Only Passing Resemblance to What you get.


Heilege-fliegende-Kinder-Scheiss:
Holy Flying Baby Shit.

[Jamastiene]

84. skank

Or at least I thought I made it up. I used to use it years ago, then all of a sudden it's everywhere online.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

85. kick for middle of the night word manglers.

[Adarlene]

86. My two faves

complidiot -- complete idiot
bidiot -- bit of an idiot