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Jesus and Buddha are out golfing. No, wait, not golfing - that's a different joke - they're picking out a car. And Mohammed is there, too. I forgot to mention that. Jesus, Buddha, and Mohammed are picking out a car, and they get to the lot. No, wait, it can't be a car or that'll ruin the joke - it's a truck. They're looking for a truck. NO, they're not all looking for a truck, Jesus is looking for a truck, and Buddha, Mohammed, and Zoroastar are helping him pick it. Did I mention Zoroastar is there? Well, he is. So they go to the truck dealership on a Wednesday - that's important, that it's Wednesday, remember that or the joke won't be funny - they go to the dealership, and it's a Nissan dealership. I don't know if they make trucks, but it doesn't matter for the joke, really, because they don't find anything Buddha likes and they leave anyway. Oh, yeah, that's right - it's Buddha looking for a truck, not Jesus. Sorry. So it's either a Nissan dealership or, if they don't make trucks, think of it as generic truck dealership number 1 that is only used in this one line of the joke to get the guys to go to the next dealership. So they go to the second dealership. Oh, and Mohammed is driving a Mercedes something or other - he's the one driving everyone around to the dealerships, which might have been a Nissan dealership first or not, it doesn't matter. So they go to the second place, we'll call it Moe's Bar and Grill, and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here!" and Mohammed says "What?" and Jesus says "Dude, we're looking for trucks, stop getting us into different jokes" and stuff. So they do, and then they get there, and it's a Saturn dealership. Again, I don't know if Saturn actually makes trucks, but it doesn't matter - think of it as generic truck dealership number 2 if this is such a fucking issue for you, already. Jesus. No, not the Jesus of the joke - I was just swearing at you for ruining this brilliant joke. Seriously, adjust your attitude. It's getting tedious. So they get into Buddha's VW, or whatever, now I can't remember because you fucking interrupted me. Doesn't matter, anyway. They get to the third dealership and it's a Chevy truck place dealership, where they sell Chevy trucks. Well, that was obvious. I'm sorry for the redundancy there - that's bad joke telling. I mean, what else are they gonna sell at the Chevy truck dealership? Nissans? Hell, I don't know. I don't know shit about cars or trucks, so stop pressuring me. Jackass. You're ruining the joke. And then they.... oh, no, wait, they are golfing! Of course, they're golfing! That's why the punchline is so funny. It doesn't make any sense if it's about trucks. So they're not at the third dealership, they're on the 18th hole. Maybe the third. I can't remember. Hell, maybe it's the first hole. Let's just call it some generic hole on the golf course. Just black box it - doesn't matter what hole it is, how many they've already played, or have left to play. So Zoroastar is up to bat, or hit, or club, or whatever the hell you do in golf, and he hits the ball. And then, shit, I can't remember, some other stuff happens - it might involve a Park Ranger or a ball guy or whatever a golf course has, I can't remember - but it ends with Jesus saying, oh, wait, no it's Buddha who says that to Jesus, he says "Are you gonna play golf or... or....?" something, I can't remember what he says at the end, but it's hilarious, and that's the joke.
It's funnier when you aren't pressuring me. x(
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