SallyMander
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Thu Feb-28-08 06:19 PM
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What would happen to me if i got in my dryer and turned it on? |
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I'm s-s-s-s-o c-c-c-c-old... maybe the bumps and bruises would be worth it? :D
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Thu Feb-28-08 06:20 PM
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1. Turn on your self clean feature on your oven |
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Thu Feb-28-08 06:21 PM
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2. Oooh, that's a good idea! |
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:think:
I am currently drying a blanket to wrap myself in... SallyMander, the human burrito! :D
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Thu Feb-28-08 06:22 PM
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3. What if you put a sweater in the dryer for a few minutes, then put it on |
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Thu Feb-28-08 06:23 PM
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4. I'm doing that with a blanket! |
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Seemed safer, all things considered :D
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Thu Feb-28-08 06:26 PM
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You could always stuff a hair dryer down your pants, if it comes down to it.
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Thu Feb-28-08 06:31 PM
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6. You should totally do that! |
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And then let us know how it goes. :D
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Thu Feb-28-08 07:27 PM
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15. I hope the wireless internet works in there! |
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Otherwise i'll be screwn! :rofl:
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Thu Feb-28-08 06:58 PM
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without a dryer sheet? LOL
You might come out all fluffy! :hi:
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Thu Feb-28-08 07:25 PM
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Thu Feb-28-08 07:00 PM
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8. Have you been hanging out with LaraMN??? |
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Because that REALLY sounds like something she'd try. :rofl:
But: DON'T. :rofl:
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Thu Feb-28-08 07:25 PM
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But i'm sure she'd be a blast! :D
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Thu Feb-28-08 07:01 PM
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9. I think there's a CSI episode about that. |
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Thu Feb-28-08 07:26 PM
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13. Does it involve a really tiny corpse? |
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Thu Feb-28-08 07:39 PM
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16. lol! No! That would be the "Miniature Serial Killer"! |
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My husband HATES that plotline and calls it the "miniature CEREAL killer"!
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Thu Feb-28-08 07:03 PM
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10. You will be transported to the Land of Missing Socks |
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Please get my 6,412 single socks that have disappeared throughout the years while you're there, ok?
Safe trip!!
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Thu Feb-28-08 07:27 PM
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14. How will i know they're yours? |
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Thu Feb-28-08 07:40 PM
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17. I've been perched on an electric heater... |
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for two months.
Here's to the hot sticky days of summer! :toast:
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Thu Feb-28-08 07:50 PM
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19. Is there room for me? |
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I can't wait to go outside in a tank top!
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Thu Feb-28-08 07:48 PM
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18. You'd develope a fondness for hamster wheels? |
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Thu Feb-28-08 07:51 PM
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I guess that might warm me up... not sure i can crawl that fast though!
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Thu Feb-28-08 07:51 PM
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20. I SOOOOOO with you on that! This has been the most miserable winter! AND LONG |
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AND we are currently having a lovely blizzard..... :grr: :nuke:
I wear a ski hat in my house....series! :hi:
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Thu Feb-28-08 07:52 PM
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Oh noes!
I guess i am lucky then... there is still cold white stuff on the ground, but none falling from the sky at the moment. :P
Stay warm! :hug:
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Thu Feb-28-08 07:56 PM
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25. Have you guys had enough snow that there will be spring flood problems? |
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Thu Feb-28-08 07:58 PM
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26. That will probably depend upon what happens in March (our snowiest month) |
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Thu Feb-28-08 08:00 PM
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27. Ahh Basketball and Hockey Tourney storms... |
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Thu Feb-28-08 07:55 PM
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23. I'm getting ready to take a bubble bath. |
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I'm expecting a call from a friend at the same time. I'm wondering if anyone has experience with talking on a cordless phone while in the bathtub.
I'm cold too plus sick (the other kind of sick, not my usual "sick") at the same time. I was thinking a nice long bubble bath would warm me up and make my muscles quit hurting. *whimper*
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Thu Feb-28-08 08:12 PM
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I hope you feel better soon! Enjoy your bath :hug:
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Thu Feb-28-08 07:56 PM
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24. It would probably suck. |
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thunk thunk thunk thunk. If you do don't forget to add in a clingfree sheet. :silly:
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Thu Feb-28-08 08:11 PM
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My hair is crazy enough without additional static cling! :rofl:
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Thu Feb-28-08 08:14 PM
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31. All your rubber backing would peel off... |
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Edited on Thu Feb-28-08 08:16 PM by youthere
and clog up the lint trap.
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Thu Feb-28-08 08:19 PM
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Thu Feb-28-08 08:19 PM
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32. well, you'd certainly provide entertainment for the entire household.... |
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Have them video it, and post it on YouTube for all to enjoy!
:hi:
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Thu Feb-28-08 08:20 PM
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34. Unfortunately there's no window on the door |
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So it would just be audio -- "thunk! ow! thunkthunk! ow!"
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Thu Feb-28-08 08:25 PM
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35. well, take it into the dryer with you... |
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and a flashlight. :silly:
I'd send you some warm if I could... T'was a beautiful day here in Louisiana.
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Fri Feb-29-08 12:21 AM
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36. You'd probably get a sock in the face n/t |
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Sat Mar-01-08 03:01 PM
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42. That's better than wet jeans, i s'pose |
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Fri Feb-29-08 12:23 AM
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37. You would get the super villain ability to draw forth massive amounts of static electricity! |
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Like the Emperor from Star Wars
:)
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Sat Mar-01-08 03:02 PM
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Would i be able to control it, or would the first person who approached me get ZAPPED??? :D
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Fri Feb-29-08 12:31 AM
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38. If you kept contact with the dryer walls |
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you would go round and round and get hot and dizzy...
since you are already "hot" ;)
you'd just be warm and dizzy...
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Sat Mar-01-08 03:02 PM
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Just now getting back to the DU after a couple days away (i was starting to get the shakes)... you are teh sweetest SPK!
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Sat Mar-01-08 07:41 PM
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when ya got it ya got it ;)
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Fri Feb-29-08 12:43 AM
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39. You'd get to buy a new dryer. |
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Why not just wrap yourself up in a nice, soft, fleecy blanket -- preferably with someone else -- and drink a cup of something hot.
Unless, of course, your someone else is hot.
:D
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Sat Mar-01-08 03:03 PM
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Ultimately i dried a blanket and wrapped up in that... it seemed wiser.
My someone else IS hot, at least according to me and ThomCat! :evilgrin:
Unfortunately he's always off riding his bicycle, the loon.
:hi:
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Fri Feb-29-08 02:52 AM
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40. Maybe you'd like this better... |
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You can even Zydro, Zorbing with warm water added! http://www.zorb.com/
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Sat Mar-01-08 03:00 PM
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41. Kicking a 2-day-old thread |
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probably not the best -- but this is SWEEEEET!!! I want one! :D
:hi:
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Sat Mar-01-08 03:06 PM
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46. Throw a couple of stones in there with you |
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You can get a massage at the same time.
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I advise you to never take my advice.
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Sat Mar-01-08 03:34 PM
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Another 2 for 1 solution. Stand by the oven to enjoy both warmth AND yumminess!
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Sat Mar-01-08 07:40 PM
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52. You'd be nice and fluffy, but you'd probably have |
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socks clinging to you like leaches.
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Sat Mar-01-08 07:42 PM
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55. As long as the socks don't suck my blood |
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Sat Mar-01-08 07:41 PM
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54. Must...resist...copycat...with Minnie Driver...gah! |
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I think you should do it. :evilgrin:
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Sat Mar-01-08 09:41 PM
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57. You'd blow the bearings |
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