What's the funniest name you've ever heard in real life?

[geardaddy]

My parents have a neighbor named Dick Tickle.

[KitchenWitch]

1. The racecar driver Dick Trickle.

[geardaddy]

2. That's even better.

[DainBramaged]

25. He had a cigarette lighter in his car

And a couple of times got caught by his in car-camera lighting up during cautions. I think NASCAR made him quit smoking.

[Guava Jelly]

3. I knew a lady named

Dawn Nutt

[TZ]

4. I used to work with someone named

Sandy Butt.

[Sacajawea]

65. There's a Dr. Butt here on Long Island, but I don't think he's a proctologist.

[flvegan]

5. Gimme Cox.

Saw this name (single woman, no less) on a Deed here in Florida.

[no name no slogan]

44. I saw "Phuc Deap" on a mortgage app once.

Back in the early 1990s I used to be a mortgage processor. We used to have a huge, several page list of odd names that came through. Unfortunately Mr. Deap is the only one I can remember from those heady days of 3.5% mortgage rates.

[Thurston Howell III]

72. My stomach hurts from that one.

[meegbear]

6. Earl Butz ...

Huh-huh Huhhuh Huhhuhhuhhuh.

[geardaddy]

7. My sister knew a guy named:

Richard Bohn, but he insisted on being called Dick.

Thus, Dick Bohn.

[grace0418]

8. Dick Everhard

I kid you not. When he introduced himself to me he held out his hand and said "Hello. Dick Everhard." and I wasn't sure whether to introduce myself or congratulate him.

[geardaddy]

9. lol

Maybe he's having that 4 hour side-effect from Cialis.

[Blue Gardener]

20. I worked with Dick Harter

Of course when you say it, it sounds like Dick Harder. You would think he would go by Rick, or Rich, or Richard, instead of Dick.

[Redstone]

10. I have a given name that I've never liked, but at least my parents didn't inflict it

on me on purpose. They had honorable reasons for naming me what they did, and could not have foreseen that I'd not like the name.

You're going to get some replies here that will be funny but a bit sad at the same time, because the peoples' parents were either intentionally cruel or unbelievable ignorant.

Redstone

[pdx_prog]

11. David Dean Dickey

or DD Dickey as most called him

I knew a guy named Ben Gay and a woman named Rainy day

[texas1928]

12. I had a customer call one time for help with their internet...

Their last name was Christmas. They were an older couple. When I asked her a question she said she needed to get her husband to answer it. She held the phone away from her head and hollered "Father, he has a question." I talked to Mother and Father Christmas.

[Forkboy]

23. LMAO

:rofl:

[muriel_volestrangler]

13. Justin Offa-Hoare (nt)

[DainBramaged]

24. I spit my tea out

almost on my new notebook. I hate you that was so funny.:evilgrin: :rofl:

[muriel_volestrangler]

30. Spelling correction: "Offer-Hoare"

The family name is even part of a notable case in the building industry: http://www.building.co.uk/story.asp?storyCode=3072438

[Sweet Freedom]

14. Candy Box

..and then she got married and became Candy Box Tops.

[quip]

15. No lie: Jack Hass

[MrsMatt]

16. Scholastica Blessing

I used to work in ticketing for an orchestra - she ordered a ticket to a concernt, but needed an aisle seat near the back and an exit because she was being tormented by demons. She was serious.

At the time I found it amusing, when I was much younger and less wise. Now I find the whole incident very sad.

[applegrove]

17. Harry Dick. When I was in public school.

[trof]

18. Radio Johnson

Guy I knew in Tuscaloosa.
Radio was THE big deal when he was born.
I saw his driver's license.
'Radio Johnson'

[GOPisEvil]

19. Urologist, Doctor Richard (Dick) Chop

[vixengrl]

80. I knew of one named

Jay Handler.

[Forkboy]

21. We had a selectman named Dick Sweat.

No lie.

And of course, there's always Randy Johnson, the Big Unit. I'd kill for that nickname. :rofl:

[CreekDog]

22. Temeah

oh and DUStrange.

[momto3]

26. Well...

When I was a kid, my dentists name was Dr. Fierher (pronounced fear). Even now I do not like going to the dentist. :scared:

[Lydia Leftcoast]

27. Two of them

There was a convicted murderer in Oregon, a man named

Gurley Crumb

Can you blame him for being ornery?


When I was looking through membership lists for a teachers' association in Oregon, I found the name

Virpi Zuck

[WCGreen]

28. An IRS examiner names Ms. B. Looney....

[TK421]

29. Bruce Queer

no shit

[Gonzo Gardener]

31. I dated the son of a man named "Big" Dick Johnson.

The romance wasn't long lasting and neither was "Little" Dick.

There was no sense in keeping on with it since I always received the short end of his stick. :evilgrin:

[LisaM]

32. Margie Whynot

what a strange name that was.

[Hand]

89. Hm... may have been from Nova Scotia.

Whynot's a very common last name here--it may be a corruption of Weinacht, since a lot of Hessian mercenaries settled here after the Revolution rather than risk a transAtlantic crossing home. :hi:

I've never run across a Whynot anywhere else!

[Hand]

90. deleted--wrong place.

[Coyote_Bandit]

33. Verbal Snook, a math professor and Carol Carroll

Why she took that man's last name when she married him I will never understand.....

[nickgutierrez]

34. Sandy Frank.

The infamous director of terrible, terrible movies.

[theredpen]

86. You have to sing it

:rofl:

[triguy46]

35. Dr. Strange

[Manifestor_of_Light]

36. Several of them.

My high school had teachers named Violet Lavender and Olive Apple, both of whom were married.

Dr. Edward G. Cutshaw.

Dr. Gurney (that was his first name).

Mrs. Stains had a husband in the Navy so he was Seaman Stains. :eyes:


Dr. Duncan Blades, oral surgeon.

When I worked in Bankruptcy Court, many years ago, I met Mr. Goodbar. He was bankrupt. James David Goodbar.

:rofl:

[cemaphonic]

37. My parents have a friend named Rick Shaw

By itself, not the funniest name. But he gets hung up on sometimes when ordering Chinese delivery food. That's funny.

[hellbound-liberal]

38. I worked with a guy from Viet Nam whose name was Phuoc Ngo

Yes, that is how it was pronounced!

[momophile]

39. Harry Dix - he even made it onto the Letterman Show

years ago when Dave was doing his different cities theme. When he covered Denver, he had his top ten list of funny names in Colorado and a guy that I worked with, Harry Dix, was flown to NY to be in the countdown and on the show.

great reward for years of shit, I'm sure.

[cloudbase]

40. The best names in baseball, or perhaps anywhere

[Oeditpus Rex]

47. Pete LaCock's dad is Peter Marshall, the former 'Hollywood Squares' host

His full name is Ralph Peter LaCock Jr.

[baldguy]

41. Dan Dee

He was a real asshole.

[Roon]

42. I once had a substitute teacher..

named Mr.Booger.

[no name no slogan]

43. When I was a kid, we had an older neighbor named Harold Palm

And yes, our parents always called him Harold, and we called him Mr. Palm. Back then, you always called senior citizens Mr. or Mrs.

[MichiganVote]

45. Placinta.....I kid you not....

[youthere]

46. Mathilda Belcher.

[Oeditpus Rex]

48. Holly Ho

A local liberal activist.

I always thought it'd be cool if she had a sister named Heidi. :)

[City of Mills]

49. Dick Swett - former NH congressman

Love the title of this blog post which references him :)

McCain smears Romney with Dick Swett

http://cadillactight.wordpress.com/2007/10/17/mccain-smears-romney-with-dick-swett/

[Breeze54]

50. I was doing psychedelics with 2 friends and one friend saw a guy in a car

that looked like her old boyfriend and :rofl: she started yelling; "Oloff! Oloff!"

My other friend and I were wetting our pants over laughing at her and the name!! It was a fucking riot!! :P

[spindrifter]

51. Got two for you:

Fucahoe--they are now calling him something different.

Juicy

[JimGinPA]

74. I Knew A Tom Case Who Named His First Son Justin

:shrug:

[Xipe Totec]

52. Diploma

Of course, Diploma didn't think it was funny...

God dammit! I sent you to college to get a diploma, and by God you are going to have one!

[begin_within]

53. We had a Paul Gasser at my high school, and

my Dad had a co-worker named Minerva Texas Snodgrass. Also, a neighbor in an apartment complex I lived in once was named Patti Titsworth.

[Xipe Totec]

54. For real? Ima Hogg

A classically beautiful woman

[snailly]

55. Gay Fred

She's a public servant for the great state of Missouri. Just google if you don't believe me.

I just love her name.

[Ishoutandscream2]

56. Richard Whacker

A collegue of mine taught a student in the 70's by this name in Pennsylvania.

[DainBramaged]

57. HAHHAHAHAHAHA

I've met a few Dick Wacker's in my life.

[Breeze54]

58. I forgot my old high school teacher! - Master Bates!

:P

[hiaasenrocks]

59. I have known Dick Bender and Paige Turner.

My sister went to school with a girl named Penny Nichols.

[tandot]

60. Chinese Restaurant: Hung Thinh and Kocks liquor store

in Wichita Falls, TX.

Actually, Kocks liquor store opened another store in the same town, just bigger. So, we were always torn between going to the small Kocks and the big Kocks. The bigger Kocks was a longer drive :evilgrin:


on edit:

Here is the Website:

http://www.kocksliquor.com/Kocks/kDefault.aspx

[Generic Brad]

61. Jim Teacher

And he was a (drum roll, please) Gym Teacher.

[Rhythm]

62. My ex's 4th grade teacher was Ophelia Tiddy...

Doesn't look that bad until you say it... :hide:

[jberryhill]

63. The Ultimate World Champ - Prof. Chew Shit Fun

And, no, I am not kidding, that is her name:

https://wis.ntu.edu.sg/webexe88/owa/TDR_TELDIR.IND_STAFF?IDX=AAABgzAAGAABqxyAAC&TB_FG=P

She has published papers on - also not kidding - wastewater treatment.

[HamstersFromHell]

64. Several come to mind...

A Gyneocologist in Nashville by the name of Dr. Morehead (one of my co-worker's Dr.)

Also working at the same place of business was a girl named Candy Fudge. (We all thought she should have been a stripper to have that name.)

From my neighborhood when I was a kid... Jack Haas

also guys with first names of Augustus and Budgie (yes, the bird)

My favorite is from a http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/metro/20060330-1552-marksman.html">news article linked on fark a few years back...a young man was stupid enough to play "crip killer" music in a crip neighborhood and was a victim of a drive by shooting because of it. His name was Dom Perignon Champagne, to which someone commented: "he is survived by a little sister Franzia...she lives in a box"

[BlueIris]

66. Maxwell Harrold Johnson (Max Harry Johnson). Actual name.

Annoying guy.

[Drum]

67. Working in the schools, ran across a little boy named Spartacus.

Best yet that I know of, though not necessarily of the Jim Nasium or Rusty Nails variety....

[Redstone]

68. Probably my friend when I was growing up in Vermont: Linwood Magoon.

Redstone

[nutsnberries]

69. Frank Stein - middle initial?

yep. you got it >>> N

[chknltl]

70. Hoof Hearted (You didn't say it had to belong to a person) eom

not really edited 'cause I changed my mind.

[Thurston Howell III]

71. Hung Wang.

I kid you not.

[lutefisk]

73. Harry Wong, Peter Power, and Mike Hunt. ...n/t

[krispos42]

75. Ahneal Mistrie

I shit you not, he was a customer contact. Actually talked to him on the phone once. Pronounced like "anneal", as in the heat treatment.

You can guess how the guys at work pronounced it...

[REP]

76. Samson Tampon

Real name of a customer, but it sounds like a feminine product strength: Now in Regular, Super, and Samson for those really heavy days.

[underpants]

78. OMG you guys are KILLING me this morning LMFAO

:rofl:

[Dulcinea]

77. Dr. Wang Anbang.

And Peter Liss.

[datasuspect]

79. Bich Bhang

[bif]

81. Clem Glotzhober

Is one that always makes me smile. Don't know why, it's just an odd sounding name.

[mondo joe]

82. There was professir Dick Fallis in college, and in high school there was a tiny scrawny white kid

named Barry White whose named was only funny because the OTHER Barry White was still somewhat famous at the time.

[leeroysphitz]

83. Tina Gurgle.

I'm not sure if that's how it was spelled but that is how it was pronounced...

Poor girl HATED school.

[theredpen]

84. Dick Armey

Republican Representative from TX-26 (1985–2003)

[theredpen]

85. Ima Hogg

Daughter of populist Texas Governor Jim Hogg. She willed their estate, the Varner-Hogg plantation to the state of Texas, and it is now an extremely underfunded, yet popular, state park.

[TrogL]

87. Suellen Chicken

[Darth_Kitten]

88. Hung Luong

:)

[Hand]

91. Dick Joy

He preferred "Richard". :rofl:

[peekaloo]

92. Ben Eaton,Harry Cox and Dick Hertz.

all were customers at a former workplace. good for a laugh when the secretary would announce them.

[Silver Swan]

93. Richard Seaman

and Peter Wiener