Lee Mercer, Jr, chooses his veep--DU mentioned!

[Dr. Strange]

Minnesota (SP) - Lee Mercer, Jr, despite having won none of the Democratic Primaries, continues to insist that his campaign is not over. In fact, he has chosen his running mate.
“Most of my support has come from democraticunderground.com, so it seemed natural to me to go there to look for my vice-president.”
He interviewed several of the posters, or DUers as they refer to themselves, before making his choice: temeah.
“I was very interested in his view of the female anatomy. He was all in my house with the nipples. It was, quite frankly, an easy choice.”
temeah has yet to make a public announcement, but Mercer expects to begin making appearances (national and international) soon with his new running mate. Mercer’s staff revealed several campaign themes that Mercer expressed interest in, such as “Bald is Beautiful” and “Nipples in America,” before settling on the one shown in the ad below.

Special thanks go to investigative reporter turtlensue for her help in making up shit for this article.

[TZ]

1. BWAAAAAAAA!!!!

Just call me Deep Throat.......
You sir, are a comic genius......:patriot: :rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

2. Good thing I didn't have anything in my mouth when I read that!

Deep Throat...:spray: :spray: :spray:

[TZ]

7. Hey now...

Who has a one track mind, now..All I was doing was making a commentary about how good I am at making up shit...If people choose to make a dirty innuendo from that, well that's not my fault is it?O8) ;-)

[Deja Q]

5. Cigar envy?

:hide:

[TZ]

6. oh you bad HypnoToad!!!

:spank: :rofl:

[lost-in-nj]

3. No way

He called ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Told ME he LOVED my style
that I was a white, democratic woman with children..

read my posts on DU

and agreed with my thoughts and values.....
but he kept saying

"so how does that sound Hill?"

wtf???
:shrug: :shrug: :shrug: :shrug:


he's playing us



lost

[Dr. Strange]

4. He doesn't think you'll be tough on the terrorists.

He knows about you and Achmed.

[Cabcere]

22. SILENCE!!!

I keel you!!

:rofl: :hi:

[quip]

10. He asked me to ask you if you had a blue dress. I don't know why.

[philosophie_en_rose]

8. They have a website, you know.

http://www.yougotrickrolled.com/">Mercer-Tameah 2008

[quip]

9. Yes, well, when Lee (friends just call him "Lee") contacted me all up in my house

about being his running mate for his bid for President of the United States I was, as you might imagine, a bit surprised and honored (all three). I mean, we see eye to eye on the bald thing, which is good, but did we see eye to eye politically as well?

Many have called Lee a kook and a crackpot; did I want my name associated with such epithets? Of course I did, because they apply to me as well! So I accepted his offer, and look forward to being all up in the White House as Veep with my man Lee Mercer, Jr., the next President of the United States!

Mercer and temeah-- because EVERYONE likes nipples (all three)

:patriot:

[TZ]

12. Good afternoon Sir Crackpot!!

May I submit my resume for Department of Health and Human Services, as assistant to the Chief Nipple inspector-section Y (chromosome)?
I swear that I have nothing on my resume that would disqualify me from that post...
(er except for maybe an errant hot tub picture or two)....
:rofl: ;-)

[Dr. Strange]

13. What the hell??!?!?!

I wanted that job!

Oh well, maybe I can be US ambassador to the Playboy mansion. I was getting tired of being MrCoffee's assistant.

[TZ]

15. Notice I specified Section Y (short for XY)

You are more than welcome to Section XX(or in your case perhaps it is XXX)......:rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

16. I'll be working on the XXX-Files.

You are more than welcome to Section XX(or in your case perhaps it is XXX)..

:toast: :spray: :spray: :spray:

[quip]

18. Yes. Resumes should be in the form of 8x10 glossies...

Any words on applications may hinder one's chances of being hired.

[Dr. Strange]

14. You have my nipple.

I mean, my vote. You have my vote.

[TZ]

17. Of course they do...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=247x15542#15558


You temeah worshipping elitist....
:rofl: :popcorn:



Sorry Orrex, I couldn't let that pass....:)

[quip]

20. I appreciate your support. Cross my heart.

[TZ]

23. ...

I'm not quite sure whether to groan or laugh at that one...bra, er bro....:)

[Dr. Strange]

26. Woohoo!

DUzy!

:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
woot! :woohoo: :woohoo:
:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

[TZ]

29. Yes well

We had to make sure your mad photoshopping skillz didn't go unappreciated...;-)
Actually I noticed you won several....

[Tuesday Afternoon]

11. I have yet to see evidence of the third nipple and therefore

with hold judgement, comment and my vote. all three

[CreekDog]

19. Temeah has three nipples?

:think:

[quip]

21. No, but my friend here does:

[CreekDog]

24. Noooooooooooooooooo!

:spank:

[TZ]

25. Shhhhh!!!!

Don't encourge him! I know he has more pictures in that vein...:scared:

Besides, I think he likes being spanked.....:evilgrin:

[asdjrocky]

28. (all three)

[GOPBasher]

27. LOL! n/t