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Metta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-02-08 12:21 AM
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And God put the spork of life into Adam and Eve.
When they were done. :hi:
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-02-08 12:46 AM
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1. So were they forking, or just spooning?
Edited on Sun Mar-02-08 12:46 AM by DarkTirade
:shrug:
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Metta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-02-08 11:58 AM
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7.  Apparently.
:)
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hippywife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-02-08 06:24 AM
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2. Spork?


Hiya, Metta! Long time! :hi:
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mtnester Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-02-08 06:27 AM
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3. I don't know how but...
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Metta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-02-08 12:03 PM
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12. Ah, convenient plastic utensils.
It says so much about who we are as a people. :)
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Metta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-02-08 12:00 PM
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8.  Hi, hw.
Yes, poked with a spork. A hog and a knish to you. :hi: :)
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-02-08 08:23 AM
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4. Spooning leads to Forking
:D
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-02-08 09:20 AM
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5. I'd hate to see the fork...
:hurts:
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-02-08 10:38 AM
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6. watch out ... before
Edited on Sun Mar-02-08 10:56 AM by Tuesday Afternoon
I fork you with my knife...

uh,

I think I am getting my metaphorks confused x(

:D

:hi:
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Metta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-02-08 12:02 PM
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11. Plenty for everyone.
Enough to go around. :hi: :)
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Metta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-02-08 12:01 PM
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10. I suspect God has a matching set.
For whatever in the world needs a good poke. :)
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Metta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-02-08 12:00 PM
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9. Yes, and having sex standing up leads to dancing.
So they say. :hi: :)
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FloridaJudy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-02-08 12:35 PM
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13. This thread is racist!
What about chopsticks? Huh? Huh? Huh? What are a couple of billion Asians - chopped Suey?
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Metta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-02-08 01:26 PM
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14. They ain't chopped liver.
Chop, chop.
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-02-08 01:27 PM
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15. Fine, here's chopsticks
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