Worst beer you've ever had?

[DemoTex]

Bau Me Bau
Brewed with Pride
(and Formaldehyde!)

[JVS]

1. Elephant

[DarkTirade]

2. Just about every every beer the other college kids were drinking

during my several year stint living in a college apartment complex.

[libnnc]

3. Some horrible "low carb" beer we bought at the beach

It was brewed in Milwaukee -- I'd never heard of it and I can't remember what the name of it is (started with an "H"). I just remember it came in a white can and it tasted like fizzy water. :puke: we poured most of it out. Nasty stuff.

[K8-EEE]

10. No alcohol beer!! I forget what kind....

like moldy bread in a glass....very refreshing, NOT!

[Thurston Howell III]

4. Schlitz or Pabst.

They got so bad!

[CatholicEdHead]

5. Big Hole Brewing beers

It does not matter, they go down extra frothy and they really should not. It does not matter what type it is.

Also Gluck Brewery Stite Lite Lager is also :puke:

[DS1]

6. Coors Light

[GOPisEvil]

7. Hell yeah, Coors Light is the worst.

[DS1]

11. I know

people might read "coors light" in here and think, "Oh, that's just DS1. He obviously hasn't lived much, or drank many beers if he thinks coors light is the worst".


But I have drank many different beers, and sometimes the same beer many times. Coors Light it really is the worst beer I've ever had. Which is why they serve it ice cold, so you can't taste it. Even when it's actually starting a form a skin of ice over the top, it's still the worst beer in the world.

[GOPisEvil]

12. I'd rather drink Lone Star.

Lone Star served ice cold really isn't too bad. Coors Light just tastes...wrong.

[DS1]

13. like someone soaked of loaf of wonder bread in a gallon of water

along with a drop of Palmolive.

[Zuiderelle]

16. Yep. It's got my vote.

[Maestro]

23. Third the motion.

I think I find even more distasteful because the company tries to market it as such a good, party beer. It's horrible. Give me a nice ale or lager any day.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

63. Rocky Mountain Mouse Whiz.

"It's in the water."



:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. Ballantine's Old India Pale Ale

Yeah, it tasted like it was made from old Indians. :puke:



Oddly, I bought some only on a recommendation by Playboy. Someone wrote a review of "other" beers years ago, before the ubiquity of microbreweries, and rated this one the best.

[devilgrrl]

9. Hamm's

:puke:

[Karenina]

14. From the Land of Sky Blue Waters...

Marburger or Gießener GUARANTEE a big head the next day.

[geardaddy]

48. There are worse beers than Hamm's

it's bad, but it isn't the worst. Have you had Pig's Eye? http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/5107

[MorningGlow]

15. Hamm's

$2.50 pitchers in college. First alcohol I yakked back up. Real fun night.

Red White & Blue comes in a close second, but it didn't have the honor of reappearing--mainly because I couldn't get much of it down in the first place.

:puke:

[Hand]

17. Food Giant Beer.

I think this must been generic beer (the kind that came in white cans labeled "Beer") tarted up with the grocery chain's name. Didn't taste like beer, or anything else for that matter. :boring:

[flvegan]

18. Another vote for Hamm's

[harmonicon]

19. something from a keg at a college party

I can't really differentiate between them, but they were the worst.... busch light, coors light, etc.

[lost-in-nj]

20. I agree on the keg beer

blech.....

and the beer on the beer trucks at the town functions....

worse than keggers.....


lost


as far as conventional beers..... not sure !!

[Ikonoklast]

21. Fall-flat

Brewed from only the finest moldy gym socks.

[KatyMan]

34. But did you

chase it down with that Wild Turkey Liquor?

Might be a bit obscure a reference :)

edit for accuracy

[ironflange]

22. thats easy

what really kills me is guys who buy this weasel piss thinking theyre being sophisticated

rofl

[Maestro]

24. If any one wants to try a good Mexican beer

I suggest Simpático or Negra Modelo.

[geardaddy]

45. I'll second that.

I call it "beer-flavored beverage"

[EstimatedProphet]

25. Point Pale Ale

[fizzgig]

26. steele reserve

omg :puke:

[Throd]

38. Steel Reserve 211 ain't for sippin'...

It is for hammering down three 24 oz. cans and getting shitfaced for $3.00!

[SKKY]

27. This will only make sense if you're from Louisville, Kentucky...

"Falls City, light and lively. Drink it in Louisville, puke it in Shively."

[Fox Mulder]

28. Toss-up between Bud and Bud Lite.

:puke: :puke: :puke:

[TreasonousBastard]

29. Some pigpiss with a chili pepper in...

the bottle.

Don't remember the name, but it was made in Arizona, likely in some guy's outhouse.

[Throd]

40. I used to drink that!

I would have a bottle of that when I was already 2 1/2 sheets to the wind. I think it was Dave's Cave Creek or something like that.

[AngryAmish]

30. Rhinelander or Red, WHite and Blue

They were very effective laxitives, tho. Black Label also.

[Mrs.Matcom]

31. Agh! Red white and Blue...

my best friend's dad used to drink that junk! Nasty! I think he drank it because he knew us high school kids wouldn't even go near it! I used to bring my own when I went sailing with them and he would try to mooch off me! LOL!

[PunkinPi]

32. Natty Boh

:puke:

[geardaddy]

46. Almost anything from G. Heileman

was bad, especially Green Death.

http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/447/1725

[jmowreader]

33. The worst beer in the world is endemic to the Pacific Northwest

None of y'all have ever heard of Lucky Lager, and every day you should thank your chosen deity that this is so.

Lucky Lager is the only beer I have ever experienced that tastes like it's been open for a week the day you get it from the store. In the 1970s when I was twelve, I used to get sent into the store to pick up Luckies for my dad. They'd sell them to me, no problem--they KNEW I wasn't going to drink the shit.

You know the Surgeon General's Warning they put on alcoholic beverages? In the case of Lucky Lager, it needs to say "the Surgeon General has determined that this beer is not fit for human consumption."

[geardaddy]

47. I've heard of Lucky

but have never had the pleasure of drinking it.

[Throd]

35. Worst: Camoflague Malt Liquor, Most Overated: Fat Tire

[av8rdave]

36. Toss up....

Iron City or Pearl Lite

[dropkickpa]

61. How dare you?!?!?!

Iron City is my favorite!

[av8rdave]

62. hey...to each their own

I'm probably too wimpy to appreciate "real" beer!

[terrya]

37. Milwaukee's Best

And the hangover from that crap was so bad, I wanted to shoot myself.

[madinmaryland]

39. Goebels or Schaeffers

[qb]

41. I don't remember the name, but it was "Belgian Style"

and brewed in Oklahoma

[youthere]

42. Milwaukee's Best Light. (ironically)

[ElboRuum]

43. Hard to pick just one...

But here's a bottom 5 list.

5. Schafer
4. Schlitz
3. Pabst Blue Ribbon
2. Old Milwaukee
1. Milwaukee's Best

Dishonorable Mentions:

Keystone, Tsingtao, Red Stripe.

[edbermac]

44. Budweiser

:puke:

[geardaddy]

49. Genesee

:puke:

[ptvet]

50. Beer Beer

At least that's what we called it. I think Lucky Lager might have made it in Vancouver, Wa.
The beer in question just said BEER in big black letters on a white can. Good times!

[Guava Jelly]

51. Samual Adams and Coors

Don't care for either

[Traction311]

52. No contest, Steele Reserve

I still don't know why we drank them, but a bunch of use used to gather at my friend's basement every week, all with 40 oz. Steele Reserves. It was so horrible, but was so much fun. Man, I wish we could still do that now, too bad the mid-30's have hit. :(

[Aristus]

53. Whatever horrible near-beer they served us in the Gulf.

We should have attacked the Saudis for not allowing some good beer into their sandpit of a country.

Worst alcoholic beer: Colt 45. Absolute worst ever.

Although I never had Tiger 33. That might be it. My dad sure hated it.

[IzaSparrow]

54. Natural Ice in a keg...

bad beer in kegs was probably #1 worst thing about college



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[Malikshah]

55. Corona. Still not sure how they got the goats to balance on each bottle

I know some folks swear by it down here, but damn is it nasty.

[Mr. McD]

56. I was just thinking that when I saw the post

33

:puke:

[Bryan]

57. Lost Lake Pilsner

http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/881/11765/

Like drinking water from a rusty drainpipe. I'll bet you the lake became "lost" because it's full of industrial runoff...

[StrongBad]

58. I am posting to stand up against the slander of PBR!

Am I the only fool that actually really enjoys PBR? I guess I have poorly developed taste when it comes to beer...

[Bryan]

59. PBR is okay

It's sort of like the generic beer in Repo Man. It's cheap and it's mild and it's low enough in alcohol that you can drink it reliably all night without your friends having to carry you out; it works nicely as a "session beer"*.





*http://beeradvocate.com/articles/653

[Kutjara]

60. Pabst, Schlitz, Coors...

...any of those beers that sound more like a Batman sound effect than a beverage are pretty dire.

The one I hate the most, however, is Carlsberg Special Brew. It's 8.5% alcohol (which makes it practically barley-wine strong), and tastes like the syrup regular beer is made from. It gives you a hangover that makes you want to eat your own head off, too.

[WeRQ4U]

64. Beach Bum Blonde Ale and Amber Bock

BBBA = From the makers of other fine brews such as Bud, Bud Light and Busch. It tasted like Bud Light with suntan lotion squirted into it.

Amber Bock is nothing like what its title implies. It's just a bitter version of Bud Light with some dark food coloring in it.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

65. Bud, Coors, Bud Light, Coors Light...

PRetty much any of the shit that you can see through and is made in the US, save a couple of brands. Piss, is what we call it.

[triguy46]

66. This was bad, even to an 18 year old in 1970:

[southerncrone]

67. Corona or Meister Brau