Ever wonder what's at the bottom of the gene pool?

[formercia]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/wear/5138444.stm

Last Updated: Sunday, 2 July 2006, 11:43 GMT 12:43 UK

21-year-old fathers seventh child


Keith Macdonald, from Washington, Tyne and Wear has been branded a "reckless Romeo" after it emerged that all his children are by different women.

He is reported to be living apart from the mother-to-be.

As he is unemployed he does not support his children financially, but Mr Macdonald says he has no plans to father any more children.

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Snip is the right word.....:rofl:

It gets better.

[ulysses]

1. he keeps this up, he'll *be* the gene pool.

[SallyMander]

2. Is "Idiocracy" coming to mind for anyone else???

:wow:

[SarahB]

10. That's the first thing I thought of!

Yikes! :scared:

[SallyMander]

11. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry at that movie!

:hi:

[Redstone]

3. No guesses needed: George W. Bush.

Redstone

[supernova]

4. He should seriously consider getting snipped

Seven kids?!?

Really. that's quite enough for anybody.

[hobbit709]

5. Reminds me of someone I worked with

He was complaining about his 17 year old son who was married and had two women pregnant at the same time. He said he didn't what he was going to do with him.
My reply was "Have you thought about getting him fixed?"

[KG]

6. he be concubining!

[Bluzmann57]

7. Ted Bundy. John Wayne Gacy.

Tim McVeigh. Jeffery Dahmer. Now those guys are (were) the bottom of the gene pool.

[formercia]

8. Mr. MacDonald and his Special Sauce

No Keith, those are not Sesame Seeds on that bun.

[Catshrink]

9. No, this is the bottom of the gene pool:

[femmocrat]

12. The parents of some of my students....

Actually, that guy could be one of them! :cry:

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. I know what's in the shallow end

My daddy was a man of letters
My mama was a head of state
And when they got their chromosomes together
They gave me all of their recessive traits
I'm an embarrassment to evolution
My disposition is unstable and cruel
My blood's a catastrophic blend
'Cause I'm from the shallow end of the gene pool

My IQ is a negative number
I've got a sense of humor no one can stand
And my development was seriously encumbered
By playing music with the Lounge Lizards band
I'm a social director's nightmare
At dinner parties I just babble and drool
It's not easy making friends
When you're from the shallow end of the gene pool

I'm from the shallow end of the gene pool
My x-rays make the doctors laugh
When they tried to chart my EEG waves
Well I wasn't even on the graph

Biological research is booming
They're making breakthroughs like you wouldn't believe
They say genetic engineering in humans
Will someday soon be a reality
I'm gonna get me a DNA transplant
They're gonna rearrange my molecules
Some natural laws will have to bend
To get me from the shallow end of the gene pool



Audio clip: http://www.austinlizards.com/songs/shallow_end_gene_pool.mp3

[hobbit709]

15. Ah yes, the Lounge Lizards.

[Turbineguy]

14. I worked with a guy who fathered 27 children

mostly with different women. He never supported any. His name was Adonis. His parents must have had a sense of humor.