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Mon Mar-03-08 12:55 PM
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My husband's turning 40 in less than two weeks. |
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If you were a guy turning 40 and you could have anything you wanted, what would it be?
(Note to Pat: besides the 52 inch Plasma TV :eyes:)
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Mon Mar-03-08 12:57 PM
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1. I could say something here, but then this thread would get locked |
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Mon Mar-03-08 01:07 PM
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Mon Mar-03-08 01:30 PM
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32. a solution to the Israel / Palestine conflict? |
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Edited on Mon Mar-03-08 01:31 PM by DS1
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Mon Mar-03-08 12:57 PM
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2. Sex with three hot women |
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oh, and my wife, too, yeah...
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Mon Mar-03-08 01:09 PM
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11. That's easier said than done |
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unless you have a lot of cash lying around. :evilgrin:
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Mon Mar-03-08 01:17 PM
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Mon Mar-03-08 12:58 PM
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3. Get him the 52 inch LCD TV. |
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Less drain on the planet and unless you've got amazing eyesight, a fabulous picture. I got mine at Target for $788 at Christmas!
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Mon Mar-03-08 01:04 PM
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5. 52" is a Freeper TV -- no matter how you try to justify your hating ways |
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Mon Mar-03-08 01:09 PM
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Mon Mar-03-08 01:11 PM
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15. I knew you were a Freeper |
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You probably sneak triple whoppers with cheese, too.
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Mon Mar-03-08 01:13 PM
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16. probably won it at a pork chili cook-off |
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Mon Mar-03-08 01:14 PM
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18. The first prize was a Hummer |
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Mon Mar-03-08 01:17 PM
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21. It has a wildebeest's head mounted right on the front grill |
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Mon Mar-03-08 01:17 PM
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23. even the tires are leather |
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Edited on Mon Mar-03-08 01:18 PM by DS1
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Mon Mar-03-08 01:18 PM
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25. With Baby Harp seal fur seats |
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Mon Mar-03-08 01:19 PM
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26. and side-mounted deer-tracking crossbows |
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Mon Mar-03-08 01:20 PM
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28. with a pair of TruckNutz. |
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Mon Mar-03-08 05:03 PM
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38. But really, TruckNutz are the perfect accessory for any vehicle |
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Mon Mar-03-08 01:13 PM
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17. I got it for $500! And it's HD! |
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Mon Mar-03-08 01:18 PM
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24. Dude, if that makes me a freeper |
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At least I'm a freeper with a screen so big the drive-in people come to my house to watch movies.
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Mon Mar-03-08 01:19 PM
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27. Can they get the sound through their car speakers? |
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Mon Mar-03-08 01:21 PM
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30. The thing has seven speakers built in. |
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Edited on Mon Mar-03-08 01:22 PM by LeftyMom
You can hear it from orbit.
edit: whoops, missed two.
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Mon Mar-03-08 01:10 PM
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14. We're saving for a house right now. |
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I wish, but not in the budget. :(
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Mon Mar-03-08 01:02 PM
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4. he already has you. i suspect its very hard to get him another exciting gift. |
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Mon Mar-03-08 01:05 PM
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6. this is the correct answer |
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Mon Mar-03-08 01:07 PM
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8. Good Lord!! He's OLD!!! |
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Did I say that out loud?!?
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Geritol.
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Mon Mar-03-08 01:08 PM
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10. He doesn't look a day over 32. |
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Except for the gray thing. :yoiks:
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Mon Mar-03-08 01:10 PM
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time for the khakis pulled up to the nipples and velcro shoes.
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Mon Mar-03-08 01:21 PM
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29. My own private Island in the South Pacific |
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Mon Mar-03-08 01:23 PM
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31. an on-call cleaning service for a full year |
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of course, I'd probably never want to give it up...
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Mon Mar-03-08 04:32 PM
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Air Supply Karaoke.
You're every woman in the world to me, sweetheart. :loveya:
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Mon Mar-03-08 04:44 PM
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34. Oops. I thought you said gay and turning 40. My bad. |
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Mon Mar-03-08 06:34 PM
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42. Stop the press, who is that? |
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Mon Mar-03-08 11:40 PM
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44. His name is Marco Dapper |
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My obsession with him began at Hollywood Video when I saw him on the video box for Eating Out 2. If you can stand a little juvenile humor and bad acting, rent it. You won't be disappointed :)
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Mon Mar-03-08 04:54 PM
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35. When I turned 40, the young lady I was dating at the time told me |
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When I turned 40 (actually, just over 18 months ago), the young lady I was dating at the time told me a week prior , "You get a birthday dinner-- think of ANYTHING you want to eat, and I'll make it completely from scratch..."
One of the better birthdays I've had in a while. :)
(She wasn't a cheap skate, mind you-- we were both of us a bit tight on money...)
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Mon Mar-03-08 06:31 PM
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40. You should've ordered snake soup |
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If she's offering the make the whole meal "from scratch" then that means she'd have to go out and kill & clean a snake. Nothing but nothing will tell you if your gal's a keeper than seeing if she can kill, skin, and stew up a rattlesnake.
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Mon Mar-03-08 05:00 PM
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37. Here is what mine is getting when he turns 45 on March 17th... |
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Sexy lingerie for me. A candle. A bottle of tingling massage oil. A CD playing nice soft music. Oh..and I am going to get rid of the kids and the dogs for the whole night!!! This night of fun does not cost much in the way of money, but it will be priceless to us just to be alone. Hope that will help!! Have fun! :evilgrin:
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Mon Mar-03-08 06:28 PM
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39. Hahahahaha! He's older than me! |
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Edited on Mon Mar-03-08 06:30 PM by GOPisEvil
I don't turn 40 until June.
Oh, and some alone time with his lovely wife would be really nice. But then, my SO lives 2000 miles away. :D
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Mon Mar-03-08 06:33 PM
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41. Anything I say here would probably get the thread locked. |
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But I'll PM you my ideas if you're really curious. :evilgrin:
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Mon Mar-03-08 06:36 PM
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43. A 1959 Corvette! A Porche Boxter! A car that screams "I'M HAVING A MIDLIFE CRISIS!" |
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:-D
Seriously, I'll be there soon. I turn 38 this year.
Personally, I don't mind the getting older part.
It's the body breaking down part that gets me.
I can handle the hair loss, the salt and pepper look and the being called Sir all the time.
I just wish my back would cowboy up and not fuck with me so much.
But seriously, get FinnFan the Corvette. He'll love it. If not, get him the video game "PGR" so he can at least pretend he's driving a vette.
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Mon Mar-03-08 11:47 PM
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45. A new Lund fishing boat with a 200 HP 4 stroke outboard.. |
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Tue Mar-04-08 12:21 AM
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46. I was in Chicago, on business, with my family on that fateful day |
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I went to Lou Malnati's for Pizza with family and co-workers, and then went to Navy Pier and rode the Ferris Wheel. It was a great birthday.
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