He said, She said

[lost-in-nj]

He said . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . You wear pants don't you?

He said . . .... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . We don't know; it has never happened.



He said .. Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.



lost

[Bucky]

1. I guess penis size is kinda, sorta something you can insult someone over.

I've never quite gotten it about breast size. How is it a put down to point out the measurement of a woman's bust? Are they any less functional or less fun when they're less eye catching?

[IndianaJones]

2. yeah. nt.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

3. it is pretty much like penis size. women have only a couple of inches of nerve endings

and dont really need a Large penis to satisfy, yet a large penis is desirable and lack of one is considered less desirable

same with boobs

[IndianaJones]

6. boobs are visual for men. nt.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

7. i think a large penis is visual for straight/bi women.

thats sort of my point. both are visual.

[lost-in-nj]

5. it's a put down

to some because the MSM is telling us we need to have cleavage and boobs ie: VIctorias Secret and most any woman on TV.
So when some one points out that you do not have what the perceived "norm" should be it's insulting and embarrasing.....

This is a joke....

I looked at it as a day in the life of the Bickersons....

I didn't post it to insult anyone....
i kinda thought it was funny




lost

[qb]

9. I got a laugh out of it :)

There's so much stuff about women's body parts around here you have a long way to go to make things even.
:hi:

[BOSSHOG]

4. One of my favorite She Said, He Said

Madam Astor to Winston Churchill - "If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffee."
Churchill replied - "If I were your husband Madam, I'd drink it."

[Parche]

8. He said Gorn She said yes i am

:rofl:

:hi:


found gorn