Damn cop gave me a ticket. Ask me anything.

[flvegan]

Dammit. :(

[LostinVA]

1. Did the Valentine let you down?

[flvegan]

3. I haven't gotten it yet.

I've been procrastinating the $500 purchase, I admit.

[Thurston Howell III]

2. Did he tase you?

[flvegan]

5. Heh heh, no.

He was actually really nice.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

4. why? and i am sorry.

[flvegan]

7. Thanks.

My temporary registration for the new car expired almost a week ago. The DMV here sucks on timeliness. I deserve the ticket, just pisses me off.

[mainegreen]

6. How fast were you going and will Leftmom kill you when she finds out how fast?

Don't you have some flashy new speedster cop magnet car now?
:D

[flvegan]

9. I was way under the limit.

I saw the cop behind me, so I was driving like an angel.

I like to think that it resembles the regular Mazda3 enough that cops won't pick me out, but yeah.

[pokerfan]

26. That was your mistake, then

Never drive so slowly that they can read the expiration date on the temps.

90+ should about do it.

[Crazy Dave]

8. Was it a "Bubba" cop?

The ones with the "Smokey Bear" hats and mirror sunglasses?

[flvegan]

11. More Enos Straight than Bubba.

The hand on the holster thing made me nervous. I was sure to stop at a very public place so I'd have witnesses to my demise if needed.

[Crazy Dave]

13. I wish I'd have done that back in '05

Some dickhead in an un-marked car nearly caused me and another driver to have an accident. I blew my horn and flipped the car off, car slams on brakes, turns and gets behind me with lights flashing, like a dumb-ass I pull off on an exit ramp, same dickhead gets out of car, hand on gun making all kinds of threats, etc.

I had to kiss ass and apologize (per his demands) which seemed like the smart and the right thing to do at the time as I don't think he'd of done all that with video on.

[DarkTirade]

10. Shoulda flashed a little nipple.

That one always works.

[flvegan]

12. I know.

I choked under the pressure and forgot.

[MissMillie]

14. were you speeding?

Did you forget to use your directional?

Did you not come to a full stop?







I'm sorry you got a ticket.

[flvegan]

15. I was being my angelic self, as usual.

Expired temp registration.

He didn't even ask to search my vehicle. I totally coulda had bodies in the hatch.

[DarkTirade]

18. Missed opportunities...

:shrug: Whaddya gonna do?

[Parche]

16. Was It This Guy?>

:hi:

[flvegan]

17. We so would have had a foot pursuit if it were.

"C'mon Ponch, you can't catch me!"

[Midlodemocrat]

19. Was it a hotness ticket?

If so, you deserved it.

[flvegan]

20. I'm fairly convinced he was after me Lucky Charms.

[MrCoffee]

21. Have you learned your lesson, you crook?

[flvegan]

23. I scared him off when I told him

about my "good buddy" the lawyer in Seattle.

I don't think he knows where Seattle is.

[Midlodemocrat]

27. Series. It's amazing how many dolts I've convinced that I'm in the right

when I bring out the 'good friend who is a lawyer in WA' card. People are so stupid.


:rofl:


Oh, and I also bring out the 'good friend who is an animal rescuer' card, 'good friend who is amazing at photoshop' card, 'good friend who is amazing at nothing' (LostinVA) card.


:bounce:

[BeachBaby]

22. Did ya show'm some leg?

[flvegan]

24. I did have my sexiest shorts on.

I don't think he was impressed, though.

[BeachBaby]

25. Maybe he's into women, then.

The bastard.