It always catastrophically releases my bowels when I get a PM from Skinner

[Rabrrrrrr]

I should stop DUing on the cell phone while I'm grocery shopping.



















:D

[Midlodemocrat]

1. This is a bodily function thread, I'm pretty sure.

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. I know, but I had to go for it.

:7

I'm laughing my ass off at it.

Awful of me, I know.

[flvegan]

3. "catastrophically releases my bowels"

I wish there was a way to bookmark a phrase. I need to keep this one handy.

[Midlodemocrat]

4. Is there another way Rabrrrrrr releases his bowels?

:shrug:

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. There are times that the inclusion of "catastrophically" finesses a phrase into perfection.

:rofl:

[Fran Kubelik]

6. I wonder if that's what got mycritters unstuck

Hmmm...

[Critters2]

7. Hahaha!!! No, my problem resolved itself befre I heard from Skinner,

but I think it would've done the trick!

[Parche]

8. I Always Knew You Were Full Of Sh*t

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:hi:

[Bucky]

9. At 3am, who do you trust answering Skinner's PM?

[CreekDog]

10. No need to be scared

When you get banned, he won't send you a PM, everything will just stop working.

:evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

16. Not sure I want to know how you know that!

:evilgrin:

[triguy46]

11. The 'fight or flight response' which, if you believe in evolution....

helped prepare you for something bad, no need for unnecessary weight when a wooly mammoth was tromping on your hovel.

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. Just like jettisoning the garbage before going into hyperspace!

:rofl:

[tigereye]

12. guilty conscience, eh?

:rofl:

[Lil Missy]

14. Did you shoot a load? LOL!

I got one too, and just figured it was a PSA. I was actually hoping that a DU'er took an interest in writing to me.

Oh, and IBTL.

[KitchenWitch]

15. I make in my pants sometimes.