Check in here to enlist in the war against GDP

[taterguy]

Once you pass your physical and psych test you'll get your orders

[Mutley]

1. I think the Lounge needs to raid GDP.

I'm sure they'll think it's funny. :D

[Midlodemocrat]

2. They can't handle it. They can't even handle a rickroll.

They're such babies.

[taterguy]

3. Wail til they see how we roll

They'll wish they had never been born

[Midlodemocrat]

7. Ya want I should call up the posse? They're always ready for a good thread jack.

:rofl:

[taterguy]

11. Two words:

Bring them on.

[Midlodemocrat]

12. All three.

:patriot:

[LostinVA]

53. Up in your house with disease

:patriot:

[taterguy]

68. You're not allowed to serve on the front lines since you're royalty

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=4881703&mesg_id=4882466

[BeachBaby]

4. Can I wear fatigues?

And I draw the line at doing the GI Jane 'do. I like my hair.

[taterguy]

6. Sorry, no clothes allowed

I thought everyone knew that already

[BeachBaby]

10. Damn. It's kinda cold here.

Traumatic to the nipples. But I digress.

How about combat boots, and a canteen belt draped over my hips? I dehydrate easily.

[taterguy]

27. Did the Marines on Guadalcanal complain about the cold?

Hell no they didn't.

They fought for what was right.

Besides, the Battle of Guadalcanal was fought in the Tropics.

[theredpen]

37. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2YWHBFx3Zg

[BeachBaby]

38. Okay, okay....

I'll be nekkid, and I'll like it, sir.

[racaulk]

5. Reporting for duty, sir!

I bring an arsenal of lolcats, and I am ready for battle.

:patriot:

[TZ]

8. Hmmm about that psych test...

I think you actually need people to fail that in order to qualify for this campaign..
Therefore I'm on the job!!:crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

On edit: Here's another reason to recruit me:


Perfect to tame the wild creatures over there!:evilgrin:

[racaulk]

19. Heh heh heh...

Thanks for the inspiration.

:hi:


Edited to correct a spelling error, and to state that this is not a Rick Roll!

[muriel_volestrangler]

39. Would you take it badly if I told you ...

... either both your shins appear to be broken, or you have an advanced case of rickets? :evilgrin:

[TZ]

40. ...

You sure know how to sweet talk a girl, don't cha MV?
:rofl:

[taterguy]

9. Someone needs to go over there and tell them the 3 Threads per day limit has been revoked

They'll use up all their threads tonight and be helpless against our forces.

[Midlodemocrat]

13. Shit!!! That is fucking brilliant!!! You should tell Skinner!!!

:rofl:

[taterguy]

17. Well since I just posted it I suspect that some of the powers that be know now

In fact I'm a little surprised this thread is still here

[lost-in-nj]

14. I'm physically psyched!!!!

and a little psycho




:crazy:

but I'm ready!!!!!

:patriot: :patriot:


lost

[matcom]

15. I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed forum

[Midlodemocrat]

18. Why? You do it so well most of the time.

:hide:

[x-g.o.p.er]

16. x-g.o.p.er's my name...

raiding is my game.

And that is my bag, baby. (Apologies to Austin Powers)

[laconicsax]

20. Sir! Laconicsax reporting as ordered, Sir!

I have 15 different Rick Roll and/or related links at my disposal as well as Photoshop Elements 5, a digital camera, and access to innumerable LOLcat, O RLY?, and PW3ND images. I also know how to use the http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7378275554029349559">Google.

[FloridaJudy]

21. Reporting for Duty, SIR!

Cream pies: check! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwirWWnzJKM
Diet Coke and Mentos: check! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKoB0MHVBvM
Killer Joke: check! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvj1QGqfQyg

Where should we stash our gear, Sir!

[taterguy]

23. Nice try, GDP spy

Do I look dumb enough to reveal all our plans on a public message board?

And why are you so interested in knowing where all our supplies are stored?

[JVS]

22. MYOB

The brutality that goes on on GDP is part of its nature.

[Midlodemocrat]

24. But, as liberals, shouldn't we aspire to conquer the hate?

:rofl:

Just kidding.

[taterguy]

26. You're damn right this is a Bring Your Own Booze operation

I ain't made out of money.

And learn to type son.

[conscious evolution]

25. The tiger catches the monkey

The tiger catches the monkey.

[Bucky]

28. I'm willing to parachute behind enema lines and disrupt enemy supply lines

I'm ready to probe deep into occupied territory.

[theredpen]

29. If we don't fight them over there...

...we'll have to figure a way of luring them here.

[Thurston Howell III]

31. Start a thread making fun of GDP.

[theredpen]

33. Doesn't *this* thread qualify as such?

[Thurston Howell III]

34. Not really. I'll show you how to do it.

[Thurston Howell III]

36. Here's the link.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7530594

[theredpen]

46. It's not working

Maybe it was too over the top? :(

[TK421]

30. I'll fail the psych test miserably...fuck it, then

:cry:

[Anarcho-Socialist]

32. Down with the GDPists! Up with the Loungariat!

Only Revolutionary governance by, and for the Loungariat can bring poster emancipation to the entire Democratic Underground. We must follow the revolutionary scientific principles as established by Kitteh Marx:

1. The GDPists and sympathetic counterrevolutionaries must be overthrown by the progressive Loungariat
2. We must struggle alongside kittehrevolutionaries against the GDPists
3. All GDP threads brought under direct control of the Soviet of Kitteh and Lolcat deputiehs
4. The Party of the Loungariat to be named The Kittehpostist Party, and formed under Brazillionist-Lolcatist principles.

[ElboRuum]

52. We have nothing to lose but our brains?

I'm kind of fond of mine.

[DarkTirade]

35. By 'pass' our psych test, you do mean 'not pass', right?

:shrug:

[Lady Freedom]

41. Do we get free booze?

:bounce: :toast: :evilgrin:

[taterguy]

44. Do you think I can be trusted with drunk women?

[KG]

42. fuck that. i'm going to Canada.

GDP is for politcal retards.

besides Darth_Kitten lives in Canada. been want to take here out for dinner. :loveya:

[taterguy]

45. Canada's cool

Which is why I only go there in June

[terrya]

43. You may have that Don't Ask Don't Tell policy

Check the rainbow flag avatar.

Just FYI.

[taterguy]

47. There's only one question I need to ask you:

Are you ready to kick out the jams?

[grace0418]

48. I DID IT! I DID IT! I DID IT!

I snuck in and threw this hand grenade:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=4876304&mesg_id=4876304

And it's actually getting responses and recs! That never happens to me!

Now can I take some leave? Or at least get a little body armor?

[End Of The Road]

49. I won't set foot in there without my kalashnikov nt

[taterguy]

50. Use unconventional weaponry

An AK-47 is such a cliche that they know how to defend themselves against it.

[ElboRuum]

51. Tried reason...

...it's not working.

[LaurenG]

54. *Psych test* well, a...

I don't think too many of us who hang out there will pass. :hangs head: I'll have to find somewhere else to enlist. :P

[geardaddy]

55. Reporting for duty sir.

:patriot:

[Chovexani]

56. Checking in!

Or else I'd have to check out. :crazy:

[SteppingRazor]

57. Since no one in the Lounge would pass a psych test, what say we just declare victory?

Let the ticker-tape parade begin! :party:

[Richard Steele]

64. Hooray! Medals for everyone!

:toast: :party: :toast:

[KitchenWitch]

58. I am afraid I won't pass the physical

[taterguy]

59. OK folks, get out your decoder rings and execute this secret plan:

DPEPEP)D)D

B:KL:"

DLDLE_C_C

[BarenakedLady]

62. Drink more Ovaltine?

:shrug:

[taterguy]

66. No, the secret plan that you'd know about if you hadn't lost your decoder ring

[Blue_Tires]

60. i'd rather make love?!?

[taterguy]

61. Make love after we've won the piece

[LSdemocrat]

63. I've always wanted to inundate the place with copycat threads

[LostinVA]

65. The place is already inundated with copycat threads

[IronLionZion]

67. It's nice to see so many peaceful anti-war activists enlisting for this war! nt