Rapture Index is at 168 and yet we still all walk the earth

[LynneSin]

http://www.raptureready.com/rap2.html

You'll have to blame repukes for 168. We got a +1 for Crime for this little factoid:

17 Crime Rate:
For the first time in U.S. history, more than one
in every 100 American adults is in jail or prison.

[stuntcat]

1. I'll add to their frickin "INDEX"

If I say I am Christ will I send them over their fucking edge? I'm really fucking mad today, excuse me, but I think it is about time for the guy to come and set some shit straight if he's ever going to.. I mean REALLY x(
I'm gonna run into the grocery store and start screaming that I am Christ, they better fucking listen, or mark it down on their little list.
Exscuse me, excuse me, I am fed up.

[Fire Walk With Me]

2. Ah, but the tollbooths have all been taken to a better place.

Florida.

[qb]

3. Damn. They must not surf DU.

If they did their Rapture Index would be ticking faster than the dollars spent in Iraq.