I wanna lounge. Who wants to lounge with me? Ah, WTF - let's GROTTO!

[short bus president]

My Yuengling,
My Yuengling,
I want you to play
with my Yuengling.

Everybody sing along!

[Fleshdancer]

1. what happens in the grotto stays in the grotto. n/t

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

2. dunno if I want to grotto with someone who looks like this...

[leftist_rebel1569]

3. (jaw drops)

The grotto...is back.

</shock>

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

6. Just until it gets locked up by the Man

[leftist_rebel1569]

8. Yeah, true...

But you gotta have fun while you still can! :)

Nowwww....I need a masseuse, I've had a tough week...any volunteers? :evilgrin:

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

14. Rubbbbbbb Rubbbbbbbb scritchy scritchy skritch rubbbbbbb

rubbbbbbb
rubbbbbbbb
runbnnnnnnn
rubbbbbbbb

rum please!

rubbbbbbbbb
bubbbbbbbb
rubbbbbbbb
rubbbbbbb

How's that, then? Better?

[leftist_rebel1569]

25. ohhh...much better, but

It's just not the same when it's not my certain grotto-mate giving the massage...

Makes me wonder when she's either gonna come and be flattered or think i'm a loser :P

[Dookus]

4. WHOOHOO!

Naked cannonball!!


*SPLASH*

[GOPisEvil]

5. Yo! This place is open again?

I thought the Health Department shut ya down...

[supernova]

7. Only if we promise to get tested

every three months. :P

*sporting see-thru negligee*

[GOPisEvil]

9. Whoa!

*remarks moderated so as too keep the mods at bay*

Hubba x 2! :D

[supernova]

15. LOL!

*comments moderated to convey subject deleted* :D

[GOPisEvil]

16. *wishing he was in the state of NC at this minute*

*activities I wish I was undertaking moderated* :D

[short bus president]

18. yay! bring me a shiner!

or a case or two of shiner!

My Yuengling wants somebody sultry and dark to play with!

[GOPisEvil]

19. Uh yeah...I'll do that too...

Have fun with your Shiner...

[supernova]

21. You must be playing with your own

Yuengling! :P

[GOPisEvil]

23. Poor guy...I thought that was an advantage to shackin' up...

Now MY Yuengling...*remarks moderated*

[supernova]

24. Aww,

*activities moderated but not wishing so...*

[Shakeydave]

10. Ohhhhhh Cabana Girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

[GOPisEvil]

11. Dave!!!!! Good to see you, my friend!

:hi:

[Shakeydave]

Hey!

Momma got promoted again, so it's out to San Francisco first then to Austin. My Sister is building a house out in Albuquerque NM so we'll definitely be passing through! How's the golf game doing?

[GOPisEvil]

31. It's going...not playing as much as I should...

But, spring is almost here...FORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JohnKleeb]

12. oh this had better be true

slow night for me so far, bring on the girls. Gimme a good old fashion coke. Not planning to drink tonight :D.

[Fleshdancer]

13. *snap snap* bring me a margaritia pool boy! on the rocks.

and no salt.

[liberalhistorian]

17. Hey, hey, hey,

SBP, you're an engaged man now (you can't propose online on DU and not expect us to remember now, lol!), which means you must now conduct yourself accordingly and behave in a manner in keeping with.......aw, fuck it, LET'S PARTY DOWN, WHOO-HOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[short bus president]

20. Shhhhhhh!!!!

she's only THREE FEET AWAY!

:P

Nice of you to drop by and make a splash.

[northofdenali]

22. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the Grotto!

One double Grey Goose martini, extra dry (just pass the glass near the vermouth, ok?) - *eases into the water*

[indigo32]

26. party time

love that pool

[indigo32]

27. Hey

I'm not that big a party killer :beer:

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

28. hola!

=)

[short bus president]

29. Hey Maggie!

Have a shirley temple, on me.

Or in a glass.

:P

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

32. oooo!

in a glass, you're an engaged man now! ;)

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[short bus president]

33. Ah, the grovelbot

adding that extra *spark* to our hot-tubbing session.

Nice to see ya, bot. Like a drink?

[Burma Jones]

34. 'Scuse me while I whip this out....

Now for a long cool, oh man, I just, well, y'know, um "finished" on another thread, and I am so new here, I'm embarrased, a little frightened and figuring out how to stay here for another half an hour so I can, well, you know, I find it hard t otype with all these naked, OH GOD DID YOU SEE THE SIZE OF....sorry, sorry, uh, later....

[supernova]

37. LOL! You catch on quick!

:D

*raising my glass*

[VelmaD]

35. SHORT BUS!!!

You're here and you didn't say hi to me. I'm deeply hurt. ;-) Or at least I will be once you find the paddles. :evilgrin:

[dolo amber]

38. MAN am I glad to see you

I was starting to worry I was gonna have to fill in for you and frankly, I'm not worthy. ;)

Go get 'em Velma, they look like they need to be *whipped* into shape. :D

[short bus president]

40. you get a reprieve tonight

I'm drinking, and would hate to take aim at yer ass one time and whiff it. Piss poor for my spankin' guy street cred.

:P

[VelmaD]

48. You big weenie

Hell, most everyone would be too drunk to notice anyway. Now step up to the plate and be a man and all those other cliches.

[Aristus]

36. Woo-hoo!

The Grotto's lookin' beautiful! Hey everyone. :hi: *covers eyes* Hi Maggie! I'll just imagine that you are looking great.

Garcon! A whiskey sour, please. Cutty Sark, make it a double on the rocks. Also, a nice Apple-tini, keep it cold, please, put Velma's name on it, and let her know about it as soon as she gets here.

It's great to be back! Hugs and smooches to all the of-age ladies, and manly chucks on the shoulder for all the guys!

Woo-hoo!

[short bus president]

39. hey, uh...

whoever "manly chuck" is, you can keep him on your shoulder, friend.

:P

Nice to see ya back - got donuts?

[Aristus]

42. For you, my friend, always.

:donut:

Easy, EASY! I'm saving most of these for Velma. She's prettier than you are, dude. B-)

[VelmaD]

47. yup, I have better hair than short bus...

not to mention a perkier butt. ;-)

Good to see you around the place. *big smooches*

[Aristus]

49. You had to mention

your butt, huh? You know my weaknesses, dontcha? :-) S'Okay, I know YOURS! doughnut? :donut:

:evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

52. If they've got sprinkles on 'em...

I'll follow you anywhere. :-)

[Aristus]

54. Okay.

Over here......no...over HERE! Whoops! Gotcha!

Over here......no...over here!

:donut:

[VelmaD]

59. You loony

:-)

You better be leading me on a merry chase toward the Dungeon. ;-)

[Aristus]

62. Hmm. I've never seen the Dungeon before. I was just the guy

who cleaned up the carnage the morning after and served doughnuts and coffee, remember? Oh, it had its rewards, but still, I never got to see the Dungeon. :evilfrown:

[VelmaD]

66. The Dungeon...a dark corner...

the hot tub in front of the guests...it's all good.

[Aristus]

68. Velma. "In front of the guests."? You have no shame.

I like that.

:donut:

Follow the sprinkles, now.

Over here.........no, no, no......over HERE! Whoops! Missed!

Over here!

[VelmaD]

72. Hee...this is fun...

pretty soon can we stop leaving a trail or sprinkles and start leaving a trail of discarded clothes? ;-)

[Aristus]

74. Ladies first!

No point bragging about your perky butt unless you drop trou. :7

[VelmaD]

79. *whispers in your ear*

We are So gonna get in trouble with the Mods. ;-)

*shimmies out of her jeans, shakes butt in your direction, and then turns and gives you a nice rearview hoping you follow*

[Aristus]

80. Oh boy.

:spank::spank::spank:!

Velma, you shouldn't have. I'm a weak man! :evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

84. Say it in German

;-)

*grabs the chains attached to the Grotto wall and hangs on tight*

[Aristus]

85. Velma, schatz!

Sie mussen dass nicht tun! Sie sind ganz sexy, nicht wahr?

:spank:

[VelmaD]

86. You'd better get me...

fastened into the manacles on those chains. You keep screaming at me in German and my knees go all weak. ;-)

[Aristus]

87. *clink**clink*

Okay, now. Rattle those chains, Vel. Let me hear it!

:spank::spank::spank:

Haben sehr arschschmerz? Ist es sehr gut?

[VelmaD]

94. *happy little purr*

I am SO dying to know what you just said. I caught that last bit I think and ja, ist gut.

[Aristus]

98. Is your bee-hind hurting?

Want more?

Noch ein paddeln, schatz?

[VelmaD]

102. More...always more

You gotta teach me to say "More" in German.

[Aristus]

103. Mehr! Mehr! Mehr!

It gets confusing because when you want more, you say: "Noch ein, bitte."

[VelmaD]

108. I'll try to remember...

but you know I'll probably require...correction. ;-)

[Fleshdancer]

41. where the fuck is my drink!!? I ordered it half an hour ago!

okay pool boys. stop gawking and give me a damn drink already! What's a girl to do?? Oh yeah, give the other girls a drink too. It's been a long day. *snap snap*

[TrogL]

97. the pool boys are *ahem* busy right now

You can have them in about 20 minutes

[Lizz612]

43. I'll have what Maggie's having

I have class in the morning and all. Sombody wanna gimme a neck rub?

[Aristus]

44. You want a Shirley Temple on me?

Or in a glass? which is it? ;-)

[Lizz612]

45. In a glass thank you!

More portable.

[Lizz612]

50. Somebody

must want to give a pretty girl a neck rub!

[Aristus]

53. Okay, sweetie.

Turn around and let me at it.

I've got magic fingers.

*rub**rub**rub*

[Lizz612]

56. thank you

:)

[VelmaD]

57. Aristus...you are such...

a little slut. :-)

[Aristus]

60. You want some too?

I'm an ambedextrous masseur. Cool, Lizzie in one hand and Vel in another. How lucky can a guy get?

[VelmaD]

64. We'll have to work on my ability...

to play "share" and "play well with other". :-)

[Aristus]

65. You're doing fine,so far. I think you are growing up a little, Vel.

That's good for you.

How ya doin' there, Lizz?

:thumbsup:

[VelmaD]

71. Nah...

I'm just getting better at faking it. Oops...not supposed to say "faking it" around guys. ;-)

[Lizz612]

69. Nope I'm done thank you

Off to find a nice quiet spot, maybe a nice girl to make out with, the thread about lesbians got me thinking, I really do like girls quite a bit. ;) Not that I don't like guys, but girls are so pretty.

[populistmom]

46. The Grotto scares me

:scared:
Do not let Populistmom out of her simple, little realm as it makes scary things happen. Perhaps, I'm better left, oh, pardon the pun, restrained.

[Aristus]

51. Heh-heh-heh! She said 'restrained'.

Somebody got a ball-gag!

[populistmom]

55. Hey, I don't like to be toyed with

Heh-heh-heh! She said "toy".

[Aristus]

58. Populistmom, I've never seen you in a position this, uh, compromising

before. Shattered my image of you.





Do it again! :D

[populistmom]

70. Watch out there, buddy!

I haven't met a man yet who actually could handle what lurks in my mind, and satisfy, love, and respect me at the same time. Plus, there's only a tiny handful who I have even permitted to see within my naughty mind and I'm not ready to do it again just yet, so :P to you.

[VelmaD]

61. What a silly question.

I ALWAYS have a ball-gag. :evilgrin:

[Aristus]

63. Well, what are you waiting for?

Populistmom needs to be chastised! I'll, uh, supervise!

[VelmaD]

67. You straight boys are so cute.

What is it with y'all and "hot girl-on-girl action"? ;-)

[Aristus]

73. Simple. You get to see two people goin' at it,

and one of 'em's not a hairy, ball-draggin' GUY! No straight guy wants to see that.

[VelmaD]

75. Hey now...some of us like...

"hairy, ball-dragging guys".

Not that girls aren't soft and pretty and smell good and...*thud*

It's just that boys are pretty damn spiffy too. I like the way they smell and the way they're built and they're always so warm.

[Aristus]

76. Warm, huh?

I'll warm your hide here in a minute. The paddle's been soaking for months, now.

[populistmom]

77. Oh, great

Now I'm feeling all shitty and rejected again, Velma. Thanks a lot. :evilfrown:

[Aristus]

78. Oh relax, populistmom.

There's plenty of me to go around.

And around, and around, and around.

Garcon! Another whiskey sour, please, make it a triple. That last one tasted like tap water. Rules of the house; Grotto drinks are NEVER watered down!

[populistmom]

81. Well, then...

We'll just have to tag team Aristus tonight instead of any hot girl on girl action. :D

[VelmaD]

82. Now now now...

I did go "thud" over girls. Thud=Velma swooning over soft, pretty girls. :-) No rejection intended.

[Aristus]

83. Oh man, I'm in Heaven!

Go easy on me, ladies. 'Kay? :P

[populistmom]

88. Easy's for wimps, Dude.

Velma, you got his nipple clamps ready? :evilgrin:

[Aristus]

89. Be nice!

I have a paddle......and I WILL use it!!!

[populistmom]

91. Promises, promises....

Ya'll promise me the world and all I get is blah, blah, blah!!!

[Aristus]

96. Scuse me, Vel. Okay populistmom, you asked for it!

:spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank:

[populistmom]

100. Hot damn!

That was good! :evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

90. Yup, just gotta finish...

attaching them to the 9 volt battery. :evilgrin:

[Aristus]

93. Populistmom! don' t let Velma near that switch.

I'll tell you anything you want to know. I'll tell you secrets about Velma! You'll love 'em! Anything!

[populistmom]

99. I'm not messing with Velma's secrets

She too familiar with some of mine. :scared:

[VelmaD]

104. What could you possibly divulge...

that I haven't already said or done in front of the whole Grotto? :P Remember, I have no shame.

[populistmom]

95. Good then...

I'm feeling like torturing a man tonight.

"A little pain with your pleasure, sir?" :evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

101. I'm off to bed now...

...thanks for the dreams I'm about to have.

}(

[populistmom]

106. You're welcome

Glad we could give some inspiration.

(I tried to warn ya'll. Don't unleash Populistmom from suburbia, but no one listens.)

[Aristus]

105. *passes out in an ecstasy of pain and pleasure*

:+

[VelmaD]

107. You better wake your ass back up...

so you can keep paddling me back further up the thread. Don't make me get the cattle-prod. :evilgrin:

[populistmom]

109. No kidding

Go to sleep? What if we want seconds, or thirds, or fourths, or......................?

[VelmaD]

110. We've got each other

;-)

And the contents of the Dungeon. :evilgrin:

If that doesn't wake him back up...nothing will.

[populistmom]

111. I've been told

Men don't like to watch things. It makes them feel insecure and left out.

[TrogL]

112. I like to watch

:evilgrin:

[TrogL]

92. Sherry, please