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Wed Mar-05-08 07:16 PM
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| An email I just received from my congressman |
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March 5, 2008
Ms. Goddess O. Guinness
5555 Whatzajigger Rd
Whooza City, MD 12345-6789
Dear Ms. O. Guinness:
Sincerely yours,
STENY H. HOYER
SHH:
Sincerely yours,
STENY H.HOYER
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Am I supposed to keep quiet about something, or are those just his initials? This was the complete message, obviously with the name and address slightly altered for posting on DU.
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Wed Mar-05-08 07:19 PM
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| 1. Full Letter Is Under Review At NSA Headquarters |
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Wed Mar-05-08 09:30 PM
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There'll be a scandal for sure!
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| KitchenWitch
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Wed Mar-05-08 09:33 PM
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| 3. Agent Mike, Relinquish GoG's email, IMMEDIATELY |
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Thu Mar-06-08 12:12 AM
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| 4. Is there really an Agent Mike watching over us |
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as a loving father watches over his children?
Does he watch over Steny too?
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Thu Mar-06-08 12:17 AM
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| 5. Well, it's not like a mother eagle watching over her young... |
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Thu Mar-06-08 12:18 AM
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| 6. Absolutely! If by "loving father" you mean "secret authoritarian spy figure"... |
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Edited on Thu Mar-06-08 12:19 AM by jtg33
..and by "children" you mean "potential terrorists in the eyes of the government," then absolutely!
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Thu Mar-06-08 12:21 AM
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| 7. I wonder if he'd let me in on what SHH means... |
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Mike? Are you there Mike?
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Thu Mar-06-08 12:25 AM
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| 8. Don't provoke him! He could be anyone, anywhere! |
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Edited on Thu Mar-06-08 12:25 AM by jtg33
I have the sneaking suspicion that Agent Mike is like one of the Agents in the Matrix. He can become anyone, at any time...
:tinfoilhat:
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Thu Mar-06-08 12:26 AM
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| 9. Maybe he's Steny Hoyer... |
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Thu Mar-06-08 12:28 AM
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Agent Steny? Are you there?
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Thu Mar-06-08 12:28 AM
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| 11. zOMG! I have an uncle in Whooza City! |
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Thu Mar-06-08 12:44 AM
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| 13. I'm going to have to google-earth it now... |
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Thu Mar-06-08 12:33 AM
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| 12. CALL HIM RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!1!!!!!111!!! |
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Thu Mar-06-08 12:45 AM
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Thu Mar-06-08 12:47 AM
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| 15. Just read him the letter. |
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After you go through the salutation and the goodbye, he's bound to ask what the hell was in the letter. Then tell him that's your question
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