shrub pledges to make the war more "ecofriendly"

[pokerfan]

How Can We Make The War In Iraq More Eco-Friendly

[Greyskye]

1. "There's absolutely no reason that torture should be wasteful"

I hate to say it, but they make some good points...

[WinkyDink]

2. He means, of course, by killing Iraqis.

[Cherchez la Femme]

3. Insane

The Oaf of Office is downright INSANE!
...even if he isn't drunk at the exact moment, he's just plumb fucking crazy.

Dear FSM my Dear Lord, we cry unto you for your masticating justice upon the psychopathic, alien loony! Please take him bodily to the actual alternate universe his mind inhabits while his body is in our reality.

Ramen.


Edit:

BAH!
The Onion news!!! :rofl:

OK, ya got me... good on ya. :)
But I still mean every word of my prayer cause it's still 100% cogent to this idiot in our highest office!

[pokerfan]

7. Yeah

The fact that it isn't immediately recognizable as satire is kind of a sad commentary in itself.

[Cherchez la Femme]

11. Ramen to that too!

:cry:

[jakefrep]

4. I have to admit, I'd be intrigued by the idea of a hybrid M1 Tank

[pokerfan]

6. Now that you mention it....

it is a little intriguing. Makes sense to improve efficiency where possible, especially in terms of supply lines in a battlefield environment. I guess as long as the batteries don't require excessive space...

Performance wouldn't have to suffer either. The diesel electric locomotive is a hybrid vehicle of sorts.

[Fire Walk With Me]

5. They're going to start turning vets and the dead Iraqis into Soylent Green?

[deucemagnet]

8. Well, there _are_ deadly particles in Iraq's air.

They're called bullets.

[KitchenWitch]

9. How about making the war "people friendly"

As in Get our troops home NOW damn it!

[Tektonik]

10. God I love the Onion