The Virgin birth

[UndertheOcean]

Did that excuse fly for ANYONE other than Mary ? throughout history

"But Dad, its immaculate conception , I swear !!!"

[WinkyDink]

1. Just an FYI: The Immaculate Conception, in Catholicism, refers to MARY, not Jesus.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feast_of_the_Immaculate_Conception

[Lethe]

7. so is Jesus immaculate conceived too?

i think it's funny how in the Bible they go to great pains to trace Jesus's ancestry back from his father Joseph to the line of David......but if he is immaculately conceived then Joseph's ancestry had nothing to do with it!!!

[pokerfan]

2. Reminds me of a joke

Stop me if you've heard it before....

A married woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection.

The doctor says to the woman, "I know what we'll do. After I've operated on the priest, I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle."

"Do you think it will work?" she asks the doctor.

"It's worth a try," he says.

So the doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest. After the operation he goes in to the priest and says, "Father, you're not going to believe this."

"What?" asks the priest. "What happened?"

"You gave birth to a child!"

"But that's impossible!"

"I just did the operation," insists the doctor. "It's a miracle! Here's your baby."

About fifteen years go by, and the priest realizes that he must tell his son the truth.

One day he sits the boy down and says, "Son, I have something to tell you. I'm not your father."

The son says, "What do you mean, you're not my father?"

The priest replies, "I'm your mother. The archbishop is your father."

[UndertheOcean]

4. god

:rofl:

[Parche]

3. On The Sperm Of The Moment

:rofl: :hi:

[DarkTirade]

5. Actually, I believe it.

One doesn't need to have sex to get pregnant. All you need is some aim and distance on the money shot.

[zingaro]

6. Don't forget

the turkey baster or other collect-and-disseminate (yes, it was intentional :rofl:) methods.