Caption the lying weasel

[CatWoman]

[Birthmark]

1. "Well that depends on what the meaning of 'job' is."

[CatWoman]

3. oh, that's good!!

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[GOPisEvil]

2. All those words on the screen are things I've fucked up...

...sorry 'bout that. Vote for me anyway.

[Richardo]

19. HA!

:D :thumbsup:

[Fenris]

4. "Jobs...Education...Opportunity..."

"These are things I cannot provide."

[kerouac]

5. Hello.. is this thing on?

sadly, yes.

[SlavesandBulldozers]

6. "Welcome, one and all

to the 'Everything I Fucked Up In 3 Years' seminar."

[Paul Hood]

7. You kids wouldn't object

to going someplace warm after you graduate, would you?

[MrScorpio]

8. "Let me tell you, having sex for the first time is really scary"

"Especially when I was all alone."

[salinen]

9. "Then Mom pushed real hard

and I came a poppin out, like a nercerler bomb."

[Fenris]

10. YOUR POST DOES NOT FOLLOW THE ABOVE POST WELL

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

11. And then mamma said

you wanna cry you little bastard I'll give you something to cry about........

[cosmicdot]

12. W: we're mixing a little history with my standard speech today ...

... this old backdrop was used by Herbert Hoover in 1932

[rustydog]

13. I did NOT pay a stripper 50.00 for a lap dance...

She just walked up to me and started dancing on my lap..yea, i was surprised too...it happens all the time to my brother!

[cosmicdot]

14. I say we privatize everything and call it a day

[underpants]

15. Sir I don't know what you mean by a 'Gentleman's C' I went to Yale

AND Harvard

[underpants]

16. And then GI Joe's arm would cam down and chop the bamboo

Which I know about because of my service in the guard.

[underpants]

17. See what you want to do is seperate the powder in nice clean lines

:bounce:

[Insider]

18. and there was this goat, see

huh? you heard this one before?

[Richardo]

20. Smirky in 2006: "Have you ever tried to OPEN a bag of airline peanuts?"

"It's hard! And there's hardly any in there!"

"And how about that Medicare pershcription drug plan? What idiot thought THAT up? It's so confusing, I don't know if I'm supposed to get Oxycontin or OxyClean!"

"Thank you! I'm here all week at the fabulous Lubbock TraveLodge! Tip your server!"

[cosmicdot]

21. ba-da boom LOL

[bif]

22. There's that Major League Asshole from the principal's office?

N/T

[earthman dave]

23. "Now you don't want me to come over there and give you a slap,

do you? Do you? That's right."