Enough poltiics for a minute! Let's play a game called "If ya catch my drift".

[Initech]

It's pretty easy - take things that dont really sound dirty but then follow it up with "If ya catch my drift".

Example:

I like to experiment with metal... if ya catch my drift!

Go!

:popcorn:

[Contrary1]

1. OK.

I'm coming over to change your oil...if ya catch my drift.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

2. I'd like to have sex with you...if ya catch my drift.

Gosh, I really SUCK at this game!

[Swede]

3. My banana stayed as solid as a carrot,if you catch my drift.

:shrug:

[Fire Walk With Me]

4. I really like vintage analog oscillators that drift, if you catch my drift...

[Inchworm]

5. I'll draw a bath ... if you catch my drift.

:hi:

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

6. I'd like to fix your plumbing......

if you catch my drift.............:)

[BarenakedLady]

7. I'm eating eggplant roulade

If you catch my drift

[Dr. Strange]

8. I'll throw my drift...

if ya catch my drift.

[Initech]

9. I'm going to go rotate my tires... if you catch my drift!

[TZ]

10. my engine needs a lube job

if you catch my drift....

[quip]

17. I'll be on MrCoffee's bunk, if you catch my drift. wink wink nudge nudge, know what I mean

say no more!

[AnneD]

11. I'm going to order...

a boxed lunch, want one too, if you get my drift.
No I brought something from home, if you get my drift.
I'm just having leftovers, if you get my drift.
I'm just having the leftovers from the morning meeting, if you get my drift.

Suddenly, lunch has an added deminsion.

[geardaddy]

12. I'm at work...

if you catch my drift.

[EstimatedProphet]

13. I'm having some rice pudding as a snack - if you catch my drift.

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

14. I'm all out of wiper fluid, if ya catch my drift...

[KitchenWitch]

15. I want to service your transmission... if you catch my drift!

[LSK]

16. I have to go mow the lawn...

if you catch my drift.

[DS1]

18. You should bring a raincoat

If ya catch my drift

[Rabrrrrrr]

19. I wanna toss a few red hot coals down your garbage shoot...if you get my drift.

[Rabrrrrrr]

20. I'd like Bill O'Reilly and Rush Limbaugh to come to my place for a Bible Study

if you get my drift

[XemaSab]

21. I had smoked herring with a tossed greek salad for lunch

if you catch my drift. :D

[lost-in-nj]

22. ....

my boots need polishing if ya catch my drift



lost

[asthmaticeog]

23. Amicus omnibus, amicus nemini