thread killers check in here... Threadkillers' anonomous (TA)

[LastKnight]

hi, im LastKnight... and... im a threadkiller...

-LK

[POed_Ex_Repub]

1. Hi, I'm POed_Ex_Repub... and I'm a threadkiller

*Hands shaking*... but... I... Just... Can't.... stop....

[LastKnight]

2. phew for a min there... i thought i killed my own thread...

that had no replies in the first place... lol

anyway... at least i know im not alone tonight, ive killed at least 10 in the last hour. easy.

-LK

[Rowdyboy]

3. Hello, the name's Rowdy, and I kill threads

All kinds of threads, wantonly, ruthlessly, with no regard for the author. I have an irresistable urge to post things that leave people too bored to respond.

God, I wish I could feel shame!

[LastKnight]

4. its not your fault...

we are all equal here... and the popular posters probably hate us for sinking thier threads. lol

-LK

[POed_Ex_Repub]

5. I was too bored to respond

;)

[LastKnight]

6. yea i was thinking... if you get a discussion of all thread killers....

how long would it take to die?

-LK

[POed_Ex_Repub]

10. Hmm... Depends on the amount of pride they take in threadkilling

This could turn into a competition into who ends up killing the thread... it could take months... But likely our stimulating conversation and witty thread killing comments will end up making outsiders do this...


:boring::boring::boring::boring::boring::boring::boring:

[LastKnight]

7. its Dead, Jim...

well, that didnt take long. with a discussion of thread killers, who'da thunk?

-LK

[rasputin1952]

8. I used to think that my threadkilling was an anomaly...

but I guess I just stake 'em, and a LOT of them.

Staked into the ground without a whimper. :shrug:

:cry:

[TrogL]

9. I think I just killed one

I never know when to leave well enough alone

[Jim Sagle]

11. I kill threads fairly often. Depending on the folder, it might even be

deliberate. ;-)

[fortyfeetunder]

12. I kill them regularly at work

I like to lurk better.

[Buns_of_Fire]

13. I am now here...

Sink, poor little thread, into the wafting nothingness of the archives. But be proud for that one glittering moment when you existed, young and strong, among the threads extolling Janet's boob. For I have now come, like the Grim Reaper, to escort you to your new home.

For I am ThreadKiller. Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair.

[LastKnight]

14. my, thats... morbid...

i never thought of the poor threads that had to rest forever in the archives next to the 'janet boob' threads... im sad now

-LK

[4morewars]

16. you did it burns !!

D'oh !!!!!!

[LibertyorDeath]

15. I've killed more threads than you've had hot meals...

[Wonco_the_Sane]

17. sigh

timing is everything

[populistmom]

18. I've been known to kill a few threads in my day

And I'm still young enough to kill many, many more. Live long and prosper, ye threadkiller. :)

[LastKnight]

19. you? no way...

im usuially guilty of killing your theads lol...

you seem to have a whole lotta replies wherever ya go...

-LK

[Rowdyboy]

20. Nothing kills a thread like an intellectual quote...

"If you want to find a politician free of any influence, you can find Adolf Hitler, who made up his own mind...." Sen Eugene McCarthy
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Did it work?

[Rhiannon12866]

21. I was listed in the top 10 on a thread on the same subject not long ago

so I guess that I belong here. Consider this thread finished, LOL!:D

[montana_hazeleyes]

22. Folks,my name is Montana_Hazeleyes

and pound for pound I think I'm one of the top thread killers of my generation!

[Rhiannon12866]

35. Were you listed as one of the top ten threadkillers on DU?

I was, and it's not a title I will relinquish easily.:-(

[Rowdyboy]

23. I WILL BURY YOU WITH DEADLY QUOTES...

They are the key to total boredom...

One of the major killers? Gustave Flaubert

"To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness; though if stupidity is lacking all is lost..."

[Bunny]

24. Hi folks. I'm bunnyj, and I've killed many threads.

I'm here on a court order. I kill threads daily. I am unrepentant. Y'all are a bunch of losers. I'm only here cause I'll be made to go to the gun dungeon if I don't show up every day. So there! :P

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

25. Watch me kill this thread .

I always kill threads , thats why I lurk more than I post .

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

26. See told ya , I killed the thread

[JasonDeter]

27. If I don't kill the thread

My opinion will piss you off. I don't try to piss you off but I seem to be the Lieberman here. Lets see if this kills this thread...

[Habibi]

28. Has the Grovelbot checked in yet?

It seems to be the champion these days.

[WillParkinson]

29. Is this the Threadkiller's Anonymous meeting?

And, if so, is there a 12 step program?

[Lizz612]

30. This is Lizz

and I even kill my own threads.

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[Richardo]

32. MY turn, GovelBot! My name is Richardo, and I am a threadkiller...

*crickets chirping*

[Parrcrow]

33. Look at it this way

When you've killed a thread, consider other people having read your post and said to themselves "well that settles that; that was so funny or insightful or devestatingly brilliant and it answers all my questions on this topic. Adding to it would dilute the impact of that post"

At least that's how I rationalize my thread-killing.

[TOhioLiberal]

34. My name is...

Trekkerlass, and I kill threads. Probably killed this one too.

Trekkerlass

[sendero]

36. You can bet...

... this will be the last post in this thread :)

[Jackpine Radical]

37. Not so, not so.

No thread is officially dead
'til ol' Jackpine puts it to bed

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

38. Hi I'm logicisunreal...and...I kill threads...

even my own...*sob*

[OhioStateProgressive]

39. I have 900 some odd posts...only about 200 have had a reply.......

does it count?

[OhioStateProgressive]

40. never mind...

I have been informed that I am actually an asshole, and that doesn't qualify me for the threadkiller title...

[Nihil]

41. Going for a full set this week ...

I'm Nihil and believe I am currently the UK's leading contribution
to the international section of Threadkillers Anonymous.

This week has been particularly outstanding in that respect.
Is it just my occasionally offbeat sense of humour?
Or my Englishness is unattractive?
Or I'm a boring bastard?
Will I ever find out?

Maybe I'm just on too many people's ignore lists ...

Whatever the reason, greetings to fellow sufferers! :hi:

Nihil

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

42. I don't think you are boring .

I think I kill threads because I am not as funny or witty as everyone else ...

:: runs away from thread singing " all the kids are better than me " ::

[Nihil]

46. Awww...

Thanks! :hug:

> ... because I am not as funny or witty as everyone else ...

Don't go believing that for a second (unless you also post under the
name of ... oops :spank: ).

Humour is like beauty: the source varies widely from person to person
but the effect is purely down to the beholder.

Nihil

[Endangered Specie]

43. Serial thread killer, lock your doors, close your windows

[IronLionZion]

44. checking in

it's more of a mercy killing. Those threads were suffering and wanted to die anyway

[afraid_of_the_dark]

45. My name is afraid_of_the_dark...

I too am a threadkiller.

[rasputin1952]

47. At least you put this one into a coma...

but it will RISE AGAIN!!!!!!

things happen that way.

O8)

[elcondor]

48. My name is elcondor

and I kill threads. It's not something I'm proud of . . . *sniff*

:-)

[Snow]

49. Y'all are amatures......

watch this thread die now I've posted.
(Snow? Who's he? Never read any of his posts)

[thom1102]

50. um... Hi... um... is this the...um... "meeting"... um.. you know the

"Friends of LastKnight" meeting? My name is Thom, and I kill threads. That's right, I kill threads. WOW! It feels good to get that off my chest!

[geniph]

51. I shall now post a well-thought-out, witty, long diatribe

which will garner no responses and utterly kill the thread.

Well, that's what usually happens!

[Ganja Ninja]

52. This thread has gone on long enough.

Let this be the post that kills this thread and let us never speak of it again.

[BlueJazz]

53. Ha! I laugh at you mere mortals

I am known in the underworld and darkest regions of the Forums as
"Sir Rad....Lord of the Threadkillers"

Even the slightest presence of my login and password causes many intelligent, thoughtful threads to perish in severe, antagonizing tortuous death.

This thread MAY not die because I've paid a princely sum to the demons of the underground but as soon as I leave this thread,
all others will be doomed...

[ursacorwin]

54. but instead of a Dark Lord you shall have

a dark Queen! and all shall love me and despair....

hi, everyone! i kill threads, and i also am a conversation stopper at parties. nice to know i've got such esteemed comapny!